Kanj

Bantz loves a good dribble forward, man. He's not that bad of a passer of the ball either...just can't stand the bastard.

As long as he can play against Sunderland...

"In the semi-final awaited a Real Madrid side containing “Black Lightning”, the Englishman Laurie Cunningham. A 2-0 defeat at the Bernabéu left HSV reeling, but the loss merely served to set up one of this team’s hallmark performances. Given license to do so by Zebec, the German side took off the handbrake in the return leg. They played the match at full tilt, with only one thing in mind: scoring goals. Against a defence shielded by Vicente del Bosque, Keegan and HSV ran riot, swarming all over the Madrid outfit from the moment the game began. Less than 20 minutes had passed and the deficit had been erased through goals from Kaltz and Hrubesch. With HSV still pouring forward, Cunningham pulled one back, but it was for nothing. The players walked off at half-time with the score reading HSV 4-1 Real Madrid. Full-time brought a 5-1 finish, a 5-3 aggregate win for HSV. That night, they had played “football from another planet”. It was, as described by Netzer: “the funniest and best thing I’ve ever seen from HSV.” The team he had sculpted would contest the 1980 European Cup final against Brian Clough’s Nottingham Forest. Central to it all was the little man from the north of England, a scampering dribbler with a bubble-perm taking on and beating Europe’s best. As much as anyone else, Keegan was the catalyst for HSV’s rise. Yet, in his typically forward-thinking way, he was already pondering the next step. As it had been for his Liverpool career back in 1977, the European Cup final would be a curtain call for Keegan at HSV." The above is what football is all about.

me with my herniated disc in lower back can get to the ground quicker than this cunt

Gouffran you are shit

Then Cisse did a Cisse

Was almost pure sex

backwards tiote

We are utterly abysmal

Haidara's weekly getting his clocked clean moment

Elliott is so slow watching him fall to ground or run is slow motion

fucking Cisse

Nice block by whoever that was.

Ayoze off, fuck sake. There goes his run in the team?

Dat goalkeeping by the fat idiot keeper is quite possibly the worst I've seen. Reminds me old videos I'd see from the 90's and some of the random keepers who looked about 45 years old still playing and unable to move.

Take Cisse and Gouffran off plz

It was Perez perfect first time ball to Cisse

You f***ing suck Cisse

I fucking said he'd give up something to his low left in the pre-match thread

In god's name was that fucking abomination man

Elliot; Janmaat, Williamson, Dummett, Haidara; Abeid, Tiote ©; Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi, Cisse, Alnwick, Streete, S.Taylor, Anita, Cabella, Armstrong, Riviere. My 11: Elliot, Janmaat, Williamson, Dummett, Haidara, Anita, Tiote, Abeid, Cabella, Ameobi, Perez. 4-3-3 with Abeid given license to play further up like he did in Greece.

Look forward to seeing Cisse aimlessly stray offsides, miss-control balls, lose headers, and fuck up passes. Look forward to seeing Gouffran run all about the pitch, try to take someone on, and get it stolen or off for an almighty corner Look forward to seeing Fat Keeper try to make some slick save 1 minute and miss a low to his left b/c he's too fucking fat Look forward to Tiote's spin moves

This fucking Clown man.

I'm more or less only talking about players we recruited (Remy, Cabaye. Ba, Hatem, Sissoko, Janmaat, etc) and ones we could have signed (Lacazzette, PEA, Grenier, Alderweireld, etc) with ones who left b/c of our s*** manager and owner and lack of ambition keeping said players or hiring the right manager (Ba, Remy, Cabaye). A midfield of Sissoko-Cabaye with a playmaker like Cabella, Grenier, Siem De Jong, Marv ahead of them and a front 3 of Remy-Ba-HBA could have very well f***ing happened. Not to mention sub one of Remy/Ba with PEA/Lacazzette and a more in-form Cisse, a Perez, Rolando Aarons.

We'd have a ridiculously talented team by even just signing Carr's little findings as well man. Remy, Ba, Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Sissoko and hell perhaps even Grenier, Cabella, and De Jong all mixing it up together. Insane amount of fun talent that would have us high up the fucking table under a proper club (owner/chairman) and manager.