Kanji

We look like the worst club in the league. No shock that Remy and Cabaye can directly be credited for any of our results this entire fucking season.

I'm questioning the good players part these days as well. Depreciation if I've ever seen it in sports - complete waste of money and time and effort by Graham Carr when the manager and coaching staff turn players from raw and promising to unable to pass, shoot, dribble or defend.

I quite honestly don't give a single fuck about any these players either. In a perfect world we'd be bought by someone and we'd get a new squad of football players. Their lack of ability on the ball or tactics is mirrored by the inept fucking manager and the shit coaching staff we have. Sack, all of them.

Go home, all of you. Embarrassing stuff.

Southampton need to get their stripes back fwiw. This all red kit is strange man.

Mapou looks bloody awful today.

There seriously can't be a club with players who go back to their defenders and keeper at a sign of pressure then us, redic amount of times we go backwards for no reason at all.

Sensing one of those matches where when we concede we'll have given up and get turned the fuck over.

Nice to see HBA starting. Happy to also see Haidara too.

The Loic Remy farewell tour will have to wait a match. Kind of pissed we didn't get this guy signed up officially. He's a fantastic player.

Of course Rene wants his old captain back

Martinez can slap five with Gus Poyet and Di Canio for giving Pardew's sides a fucking bumming.

He's not a full back.

I haven't a clue what this squad is capable of without the individual heroics of either Krul, Cabaye, Ba, Cisse, or Remy in the past 2-3 league campaigns. Currently we're resting on the laurels of Cabaye + Remy's goals; next season we won't have either. I've said many times that when I look at other mid-table clubs their players at least look somewhat competent trapping, passing, and dribbling the ball. Our players all look fine at their former clubs, and their initial run in the team, but some who require constant coaching (which isn't a bad thing) seem to lose their way. We've got ourselves a talented squad but we've not a chairman or manager who is capable of identifying how to build these players into a squad correctly, and when we do have these players, we aren't coaching them in any manner to play to eachother strengths or elevate their individual games.

Yep. Missed a trick there tbh. They'd probably be fighting it out for a CL place.

Our squad is weak and not equipped in any of the right areas + coupled with a defeatist manager and poor backroom staff. Most of our players look timid, scared, nervous, and unable to express themselves. Only mad nutters like Tiote and Hatem look any bit of men who believe in their own ability (and that's rare when they actually look themselves too!). The rest look beat down and unconfident. How we go from turning over lower sides and playing well to showing up on a given day and play a 70 minutes like we've lost is beyond me.

MYM, Anita, Sissoko, and Hatem if dropped weight. I couldn't give a fuck about the rest. Honorable mention to Cisse if all he had to do was finish.

Be perfectly happy to see only MYM here next season. Quite frankly and this will go down well...there's seriously a handful (if that) of players worth keeping. Most need replacement. MYM is a complete shadow of a player who captained his club side, had the personal belief of a young man poised to be a French regular, and a title winner. It's insane the night and day. Talk about the PL being a better league and all that - you can see when a man has confidence in his own ability and self belief - its been completely zapped out of him.

We need full replacement of CBs.

This is the example of a club who hired the right manager who can not only develop players, but has a good football ethos, and can turn decent - good - great players into a real squad. I hate Everton b/c I'm jealous at what an inspired appointment can do to a club. It's blatantly obvious.

There's seriously not a single player I'd be arsed about selling anymore. Completely indifferent.

Everton can fuck off man.

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