If this idiot actually wanted to have a ago at these fuckers, he'd play something like:
Elliott
Santon Willo Colo Dummett
Tiote Anita
Marv
Ben Arfa Cisse Gouffran
If fit:
Debuchy -> Santon
Santon -> Dummett
Sammy -> Gouff
Personally, I'd have also MYM over Colo, and armband to Tiote.