Kanji

Can anyone sum up the post match from him? Play him the driven diagonal ball that he's able to get power and direction on and he'll either volley it or he'll blast a fucking header like that. His general play was fine too. PAPISS CISSE NEWCASTLE'S NUMBER 9!

I couldn't even yell, I did the Pards hands up in the air in my office, followed by getting up from my chair and a Tiger Woods/Pards fist pump and just sat back down. I'm going mental on the inside

lets wait for the draw man

To all the slaggers of our Papisto. Seriously - shut it for a few days. He's just won us 2 matches in a week.

FUCKING HELL

CMON LETS TAKE THIS

GET IN LETS GO!

Carlos is fast man

Tiote looking like a fucking boss out there.

Oh look at Cisse's general play - fantastic touch.

Some Wacka Flocka and "We Ready" would do the trick here man.

Settle down Kanji

He's received the ball and passed it along. He's our striker FFS and he's not had a single fucking sniff of a chance b/c we haven't created fuck all for him.

Slagging Cisse x1,000,000 the guy hasn't had shit for anything to do man.

Mike

Fantastic team selection Pards hope it pans out tonight!

For all the times I had seen him in France, I always felt like he was a bit wasted playing deep and seemed much more a threat when given license to just cause problems everywhere on the pitch with his trademark half-pitch runs and bulldozing people left and right. I think his role as it currently stands is perfect for us now, but if we were to get someone in capable of playing his role better, then as long as he's somewhere on the pitch with instructions to attack and help out in defense when he can, then I'm all for it. Personally, I think we'd be losing a lot of our counter attack if he was shackled to play deep. I just want this brilliant bastard on the pitch causing havoc like he is now. As it currently stands, through the handful of games hes played - he is just too essential in our attack to be moved anywhere else. I'm all for some experimentation this summer/next season though as long as we are using his strengths to the max and getting results.

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I don't fear Hiddinnk - I fear the possibility of facing Willian & Eto'o on the pitch at the same time. We're at home though, and SJP will be fucking rocking. It has the makings to be a special night for you lot going.

Its like we are being robbed of being able to see a player who epitomizes what football is all about. He's always been an "ambassador" of this club, and people young, old, and even those who don't watch football appreciate a player of his immense quality and ability. Hopefully this gets sorted quickly and we get him back on the pitch 100% some time and he's out there putting in MOM performances over a complete season.

His head looks huge too

ChrisFordTV Cheik Tiote busting some moves at training today #NUFC vine.co/v/bdKddKK7YUF

El Shaar's hair man, its fucking awful.

Still not fullbacks though, as the Arsenal and Bayern showed where Bayern pulled Verm about all over the place. I would be tempted to play narrow as f*ck 3 cbs and s*** tonnes of midfielders and attacking midfielders and possession whore the s*** out of it. But even that i'm not sure would work. I think between Vertonghen, Lombaerts, and Pocognoli they could have a half-decent LB. Not world beaters, but sufficient. I'll agree with both posts. Too much talent out there - they've got to get it right.