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No shit.

No different than almost every other season. Sadly.

More movement now finally.

LDJ was crap. Honestly, I see Gouff doing more.

Five more minutes then make the change. Carver could "accidentally" sever the comms link.

I'd rather not make a totally pointless LB substitution on 45 minutes tbh. Maybe later...... seems to provide a bit more going forward.

Marveaux on for de Jong, Benny for Gouff and Haidara for Dummet. Sorted.

That would depend on whether you are in the real world or "newcastle-online". Was meh..... some decent runs by Sissoko but we look light upfront (again). We look like a team full of decent players who have no great cohesion, who just attack in waves of very uninventive direct football. As per usual. Sometimes it's enough, sometimes it isn't. Passing in the final third not good at all. Need to play some of those Keegan five a sides.

A million Rupees I assume?

Lets hope he's on for the whole half. I think this game could suit him.....

That would depend on whether you are in the real world or "newcastle-online". Was meh..... some decent runs by Sissoko but we look light upfront (again).

That Stones guy is like John Cleese: don't mention the war.

Jesus, like butchers shop floor.

Yep, been perfectly managed. Owt that's the matter is his fault. That is so much bull. He seemed well handled until this season. The leg break and recovery was very well handled IMO.

Ben Arfa after half time hopefully. To be fair he doesn't last the 90 right now and he has only himself to blame for that.

LDJ appears to be somewhat Guivarch -esque.

Cryptic? no just applying Pardew logic Hmmm. Doesn't he normally come on when we are already 0-2 down? only to make up for those two goals he was responsible for from the bench. Jesus wept. Give it up man, its f**ing bordering on obsessive.

Cryptic? no just applying Pardew logic Hmmm. Doesn't he normally come on when we are already 0-2 down?

Cryptic?

tackling woeful. Not one person put a foot in

I'm getting old. People don't know who Ando is?

Stopped at "realistic transfer targets". Question for the FCB: where are the goals coming from?

Jesus wept. Like one of those annoying t@@ts..... teacher, teacher, he's cheating teacher!!!

We're doomed Capt Mainwaring, doomed. If the FCB doesn't spend big, especially on a striker, we've had it next season. We have Remy and he went to QPR for $$$. Give him a large pay packet and he would stay.... he has previous.

Triple A? Adam Amish Armstrong Alliterations are annoying Adam Armstrong Awful Airshot