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Premier League. If Ashley feels we'll get relegated, I think he'll sack him. That's all he's bothered about afterall! The way Ashley looks at it is he's already given him cash to spend over the summer window. He won't wanna bail him out with more cash/signings in January. Instead, he'll want a new manager in to ensure we stay up. Can see it being Pulis or something, but at this moment in time, I'd take anyone with a positive attitude towards the game of football. We won't be relegated though, there are at least 3 teams worse than us. We'll be around 10th-15th come Christmas and that'll be enough for Ashley. Absolute rubbish. Which teams will score fewer goals and concede more? Certainly no more than 3 at best. I'm not sure we'll be relegated, but we will have huge troubles to stay out of a battle down there though. Pretty sure Pardew will ride luck when he needs it the most in another ''memorable'' season and we'll finish 16th or so.

As if

fuck do I know. It's like school camp but for university Thought it might be called that in your language. I'll learn from my mistakes, I promise KI. Anyways: As much as I disliked Souness I don't think I genuinely wanted to harm him at any point. Pardew though, I'd be stab him in a dark alley if I knew I could get away with it. But I do think at some points I wanted to harm Souness as well.

Just got back from Uni Camp. Worse than fucking Souness. Can fuck off.

Devastated at this.

3rd

FFS.

He's really not Kanji. MBiwa is a better player if we take his performances pre-Newcastle.

Ibra with a hattrick btw. First game back from injury as well.

I'll never understand how that ball got past Ansejo. There was no way, Messi with his sorcery ffs.

Neymar, Messi & Sandro/Suarez

FFS Neymar is the worst finisher even when in Barcelona shirt and one of the best in the Brazilian shirt. How is it even possible.

Didn't the Villarreal player save it with his arm?

Popstar.

Diego Lopez with an excellent pk save. Easily better than Casillas.

He was centrally for at least 20minutes of the first half and didn't create a thing tbf to Arsene.

Him and Cazorla get away with murder most weeks. Cazorla is at least moving and trying to create and find alternatives. Özil just strolls along, offensively doesn't even ask for the balls. He's hiding behind a Leicester player every time.

Don't think lack of vision is something you can level at him tbh Talking about this game

Özil is so lazy in his style. It's unbelievable how little he seems to care on the pitch. Everyone running, busting their balls to create stuff while he's strolling around coming second to the balls passed towards him. Doesn't even lift his head to see where teammates are.

Aye, CL final he played there, but apart from that he almost never played fullback for them. Anyways, I saw them play plenty last season and he was at CB whenever I watched them and was truly average at best. Still, wouldn't mind him here. Nah he definitely did play a handful of games at fullback like and he stuck out like a sore thumb every time. Don't particularly rate him as a CB either tbh, he's always got a mistake in him. Of the 15 games he started last season in the league and CL he played all of them as a CB. He started one at RB against Levante when Juanfran was suspended. He played 7minutes off the bench as a fullback. Not sure how that is a handful.

Why wouldn't they?

Excellent start by boardeaux

TBF he was good in the game before that. Don't think he's going to start a lot with Alaba there though. As for Guardiola, best manager in the world. Playing away to Schalke isn't easy when you haven't got some of your most important players there. Why is he the best manager in the world exactly? Cause I love him.

Aye, CL final he played there, but apart from that he almost never played fullback for them. Anyways, I saw them play plenty last season and he was at CB whenever I watched them and was truly average at best. Still, wouldn't mind him here.