Captain Underpants

How come the reporters never seem to ask the tough questions like ’Why?’ It is like this. We’ve basically spent nothing, yet there isn’t any money? Where’s it all gone?

And where the hell is Lee Charnley? Ryder Douglas or even the Sky sports reporters need to start questioning him aswell.

Nixon saying we're trying for Montero at Swansea.

Please dont leave..

 

Not sure i'm that popular to be honest mate.

 

You left once..

But was refering to Benitez being off in the summer.

 

Did you ? oh sorry i didn't realise.

Fuck off

Please dont leave..

 

Not sure i'm that popular to be honest mate.

You left once..

But was refering to Benitez being off in the summer.

Please dont leave..

Perez is awful. Seems to think he is Suarez

Fucking ANYONE!

Its like he wants to go down..

They'll go for Moyes

There has been loads of big helicopters flying around this morning I wonder if he's up here ?

He is a fat one but still, he probably only need one helicopter for transportation.

Fuck off with that lineup!

They're in advanced discussions with Yann M'Vila according to Lequipe

Minutes coming soon apparently.

Soon as in tonight?

Kom igen nu för fan

 

Will sit on the fence if it is McClaren, but I would be interested to see how it works out.

McClaren played quite attacking football with Derby/Twente, didn't he?

 

I'd rather take a punt on getting Moyes over from Spain.

 

Can't say I'm a fan of trying to bring in an unknown foreign manager based on the fact that they played attacking football in leagues of lower standards.

 

Who's advocating that?

Dick? 

Can see Pardew asking Mourinho for his jacket and an autograph tbh

The amount of rage that followed

Well played Disco.

Still believe this is what Pardew tells Cabella. And every other remotely creative player we've got. (or had..)

David Crossan ‏@davidmcrossan  1m1 minute ago

#cabella #nufc "Coach Pards told me to watch what Yo Gouff does during games and try to adapt my game to be more like Yo."

FFS! 

I hate anyone that likes Alan Pardew. I've had to block some good people from my Facebook recently because of this.

 

If you like Pardew, you're dead to me.

My mother likes him because he seems "like a lovely chap".

We are no longer on speaking terms. I even cancelled her birthday and threw the cake away. Oh, and the dog pissed on her shoes.

Haha fucking Dummett, such a shit defender

Remi Garde? Think he would do well.

4-0

I wonder what will happen if we score (). will the away fans just be quiet then?

"Pardew is a good manager, and he's got a good record as a manager"  WTF?

Fuck off you ignorant bastard!