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Captain Underpants
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Available managers?
JFK, thats it for any potential replacement and believing anything else is delusional
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Available managers?
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fuck off pardew you cuntface! fuck you for destroying my love of football. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT!
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http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/never-mind-leighton-baines-yohan-6107251
“Cabaye, Ben Arfa and (Moussa) Sissoko are rested and ready to go. They are a given when fit, those guys. Shola has a chance for Monday. Jonas is getting close but I do not know for Everton, maybe the week after for use. We are pretty healthy and hopefully that continues.”The only exception could be a significant one. Loic Remy scored twice against Hull City last week, but missed the game against Leeds.
“He got a little strain on Tuesday,” said Pardew. “But he will be back training soon.”
Defeat it is then.
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Boudebouz has gone to Bastia for €1m
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'Bimpy, you'll have to post a picture of the mrs on here. Ive got a feeling she is actually a stunner and you just want all of us to think she is a monster so no one on here tries to steal her away.'
Bimpy home from work:
http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new/4284.gif
Or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGU7-6kjZU8
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Mike Ashley has sucked out Mrs Bimpy?
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/disg_kfdj897.gif
Bimpy, you'll have to post a picture of the mrs on here. Ive got a feeling she is actually a stunner and you just want all of us to think she is a monster so no one on here tries to steal her away.
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Matt Spiro @mattspiro 11m
Demba Ba to Arsenal falls through... Meanwhile France striker Bafetimbi Gomis is somewhere in Lyon waiting for phone to ring. Could do worse.
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He deserves to be driven into an early grave ASAP for his mountain of lies and disparaging comments about us.
This
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@danwhitejourno: Senior players aren't too happy with him slagging players off in public. Could cost Paolo in the end.
@danwhitejourno: It seems the backroom staff are also being overruled by Paolo Di Canio. Interesting tactics.
http://i.imgur.com/8fYAhqz.gif
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Any news on Ince?
Yeah. Not signing for us.
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Fucking West Ham surely
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Feels wrong hoping someone drops dead.
Nope.
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BREAKING: Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is stuck in the transfer window.
que the gifs in five....four...
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Yes, no, yes ffs.
<a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=14660"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Glen-Close-Jaw_drop.gif"></a>
Bid? BID!
No bid?
No bid.. Fuck you Lee Ryder..
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/disapoint/grand/disapoint-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-369.gif
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Us bidding at all
FYP bimpy..
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That's the report from last week though.
some new twitter rumours then?
Dunno mate, the rumours from last week were down to that article, sounds like it may be that from again tbh.
Ah cheers!
Would be too good to be true.
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That's the report from last week though.
some new twitter rumours then?
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Link to the rumours?
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Can you just fuck off you useless sack of shit! Fuck!
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You've not been wanted for years and you're still here! FFS!
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Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey 1m
Fulham set to seal loan signing of Darren Bent ahead of Crystal Palace. Newcastle were seriously consideringloan deal.
Seems odd considering our policy pretty much ruled out loans before.
Thats all we do. Consider things.
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Thauvin, Remy, Hba in a Pardew starting line-up
Chuck Marveaux in it as well, how will that work out
'Get back, get back' , 'pass it long', 'is your wife pretty?'
Players in public
in Football
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He was probably listening to Ludacris walking with a swagger singing "move bitch get out the way".