Captain Underpants

Is it true Ashley is there in a Carlton Cole NUFC shirt?

Oh ffs as soon as I stick SSN on

Turn it off then you idiot! 

Ben Yedder has a decent strike, good player but he's not 8ft tall.

For what its worth, the same guy also mentions Romain Alessandrini and Maxime Lestienne.

Wissam Ben Yedder. .. from someone on facebook. Dont know anything about him, though. Anyone?

Is that magazine called Slitz or Slutz?

Its Slitz, but most of the time it should be Slutz..

Mkhitaryan scores and assists within the first half hour of his BVB debut 

 

It's gone all too quite for us. I don't know what the f*** is happening actually. Once Ince completes his Cardiff move, our net spend will be negative, and that's before the expected sales of Suarez and Reina.

 

Unless money is being saved for the stadium, I can't understand it. I was so upbeat about the season 2 weeks ago when Mkh (72 HOURS AWAY MAN), now I'm starting to be as depressed as you guys seem to be about next season.

 

f*** football man.

 

f*** off

my sentiments exactly.

Is Sweden in it?

 

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p3T93lmpnu8/ThSPOYW1pnI/AAAAAAAAJmk/1P16wutFCzI/s400/f3ux4uq71edw4xqf.jpg

 

She actually starts on the right hand side of the midfield.. Josefine Öqvist. 

Bent Remy and Sinclair.

Nice.

f***ing hell, what a useless board.

 

http://i.imgur.com/Pi4PSqc.gif

Perfect! :lol:

Macka‏@TommyMack95 Jul

@lee_ryder Just saw Kinnear in Tenerife, said we bidding for "high end player with pace from champions of France" sounds like Gameiro? #nufc

 

Take with a very large handful of salt...

 

 

Kinnear telling everyone on the beaches of Tenerife who we are signing?

Has to be true.

 

Tbf, it sounds like summit Kinnear would actually do.

THe sad thing is, i wasnt actually being ironic.. 

Wow Sunday rags have no Toon rumours, BBC Gossip & google "Newcastle United" news search both lack anything.

What a s*** sunday 

Macka‏@TommyMack95 Jul

@lee_ryder Just saw Kinnear in Tenerife, said we bidding for "high end player with pace from champions of France" sounds like Gameiro? #nufc

 

Take with a very large handful of salt...

Kinnear telling everyone on the beaches of Tenerife who we are signing?

Has to be true.

My best guess is he prefers Everton (understandably) and would only be tempted to join us if we offered a lot of money.

 

I'm not bothered about this. I don't think he's that great.

Agree. NUFC matched his release clause so NUFC were allowed to talk to him. He either didn't want to talk to NUFC as he has already decided he wants to follow Martinez to Everton (who finished last season in 6th compared to our 16th) or he wanted more money than we wanted to pay him.

...or we're just trying to lower aston villas asking price on Bent..

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/bump/grand/bump_gut_gif.gif

So, back to Bent now then..

we tried to sign someone for one afternoon? this fkn club man 

literally this

http://i.imgur.com/P6VEOVj.gif

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/confused/grand/lion-king-confused-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-328.gif

Fuckin joke this.

Gameiro, maybe?

So we're past the 'cant play Cisse and Bent together' thing?

 

I'm more thinking maybe just maybe Bent and Cisse won't play together and instead Bent replaces Shola while HOPEFULLY Aubameyang comes in and takes up one of the wide spots alongside Hatem and Cisse.

 

If not then maybe we go for Remy.

So we're past the 'cant play Cisse and Bent together' thing?

Remy, Aubameyang and Bent.

Matuidi and Gameiro for Cabaye. Otherwise, fuck off.

Bang on to sign a 6 year extension now.

Thought there were rumours about him going to the MLS? Or has Kinnear vetoed that too?

"Sheola Amjowoebi, he's the greatest playa' in this club".

http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/SWFC-Black-Away-Kit-2013-2014.jpg

 

Hope Shola gets to enjoy wearing this kit next season.

Tiote's crap, Anita's a wrong fit and Marveaux has a terrible injury record. Anyone advocating selling Cabaye without replacement needs a slap.

This.