Captain Underpants

Just texted my mackem mate with "Cracking finish that by Anton"

 

The reply: "f*** off you f***ing cunthead"

 

thats all well and good but it wasnt Ferdinand that scored the O.G

 

Was it not? My bad... who was it?

 

Doesn't matter anyway, it got the desired reaction.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

fuck me! that was close!

Viduka is C L A S S!

Colo, sorry if we aren't what you thought we were. You're not exactly a £10 million defender either.

 

Does that make us all square?

fuck..

harper ffs!

Unbelievable atmosphere! Come on lads!

Come ON! Fight for the colors!

graeme danby?

im gonna need a fuckin pacemaker after this game..

haha, am I the only one who doesnt understand a word of what Paul Gascoigne is saying?

That is a very good bench, just makes it seem even more ridiculous that Butt's starting though, unless Barton and Guthrie are'nt up to speed.....the speed of Nicky Butt. 

I miss Gary Speed..

COME ON LADS! Fucking bring the football back to St James's Park! So excited for this! And im in fucking northern sweden.. Imagine how I feel! Howay!

I cant go to bed now. I hate this club.

No really I do..

..im being serious here!

..fuck it.

I LOVE THIS CLUB!  Only at Newcastle! 

I want to see Adjei

bring him on for ranger maybe who is looking a bit tired atm.. 

xisco

penalty!

How come the reserves can pass

was just thinking that myself.. richard money for manager?.. no.

whats the line up? adjei on the bench?

 

Forster

Tavernier

Cacapa

Lough

Ferguson

Donninger

Guthrie

Baheng

Godsmark

Ranger

Xisco

 

cheers. you know if adjei is on the bench?

xisco looks a little bit afraid to get stuck in.. worried about his toe maybe..

 

Bit harsh to blame Ashley for that tbf.

 

Not bad.

wrong thread.. something really is wrong with both my computer and this football club. ITS CURSED!   

xisco looks a little bit afraid to get stuck in.. worried about his toe maybe..

whats the line up? adjei on the bench?

Sven would stabilize us and make us come good again, no doubt in my mind.

 

 

 

Sven and his entourage of women.. but yes, I agree. Sven would be great..

Newcastle are about to announce the appointment of old time hero Temuri Ketsbaia as their new manager (Dear Santa..)

sorry...