Captain Underpants

2-1 us.

If we score i really want it to be jonas who scores. Would be a big confidence boost for him.

Gutierrez!... AH! So close!

He's become pointless out there. Late for every ball. Exactly. Bring on Xisco

carroll loses yet another header..

Corner! Come on Newcastle!

Bassong

For me it looks like he thinks he is a great footballer.. he needs to get his head down and start working his socks off for this club. He's been shit in a shit team.

carroll.. fucking useless first touch

Christian Poulsen, Leighton Baines, Glen Johnson, Jermain Defoe and Denilson on loan. No?

4-1 liverpool. Torres, then Owen to equalize, then Kuyt, Torres again and that fucker Gerrard..

Andy carroll hasnt fucking touched the ball, useless fuck

fuck off butt you cunt!

bring geremi on for duff, nzogbia left midfield, taylor centre back, bassong left back and geremi midfield.

looks like viduka is afraid of bramble.. steps away everytime bramble comes near him.

We do not attack at all atm .. We suck!

fucking fuck fuck shit fuck!!

valencia almost scored..

We're shit atm.. Butt doesnt know how to pass a ball.

Got to wonder who'll nick Hangeland, he's fantastic. Might be a good signing for you come the end of the season. He didnt play today though. But indeed, great player.

COME ON NEWCASTLE!

apparently we are looking for a midfielder in january.. Anyone know anything about this lad? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4631840,00.html

That's is what I would do, but Kinnear has stated that he will not use Owen as an attacking midfielder.

have we ever been linked with a russian takeover?