Captain Underpants

as in 0.75?

Nah ... couldn't see it. No room upstairs anyway. And a guy who's supposed to be a temporary solution won't be given a 3 years contract with a huge salary! Just too hard(or expensive) to get rid of him when needed... If he's still in the club, i.e moving upstairs, he would just keep his salary, wouldn't he?

I've had that feeling too. Maybe the stories about him "moving upstairs" isnt totally wrong, maybe Ashley convinced him to come and offered to help him with his circus or something like that. I would actually want that, Keegan onboard but maybe not as a manager. Please dont shoot me now..

......... and Gus Poyet said that Keane was only showing disappointment for being subbed so there probably won't be any punishment for his hissy fit. Not what I've heard. As for the dud offside decisions, I'm philosophical about it, you win some, you lose some, sh*t happens. But it's easy to be relaxed about it when we're not chasing a higher league position for anything more than extra prize money. I shouldn't happen though. If the same thing happens to Newcastle tonight, there would be a lot more intensive reaction and rightly so, there's a lot more at stake. Well said. You win some, you lose some.

He's called Bentley What? The car?.. mackems.gif

no thanks Massive improvement on Milner, would add some much needed pace and directness (is that really a word?) to the team. Would be a, potentially, very good signing imo. If the gossip column is right about Ramos listening to offers we could probably get him for £8m or less. Well worth looking into. Lennon better than Milner my arse! He can run quick......"big whoop wanna fight about it?" Lennon positives - Fast Lennon negatives - Can't pass, can't cross, can't shoot, can't tackle, can't read the game, fancies himself as a gangster, obviously a c**t (likewise Giles Barnes) You would think they might ask for NZogbia in any sort of deal or else it might be hands off. Would anyone want a swap deal involving those two?

Boa Morte sent off. crazy tackle.

im watching the game with my littlebrother, Liverpool supporter, and even he called Gerrard a diving cunt... only using swedish words instead. And Butt, for fuck sake, get him off the pitch and put Mcdermott on instead, he cant be worse. He should make himself useful for a change.

smith out. butt out. barton out. carr out. ameobi out. viduka out. owen out. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off!

hows the table gonna look after this game presuming we lose and brum and reading win?

anfield next.. that is a clear win there then.. fuck this. im out. cannot take this anymore. what is wrong with this club? its a curse.

fucking hell! we're beeing relegatet now. throw the team out in the summer. fucking hell. i cannot take anymore of this shit.

I think there might be a little truth in the rumour about Carrick actually. Keegan said there will be exciting times ahead, talking about the summer and by that players coming in. And leaving for that matter. Carrick. Bentley. Garay. Berbatov? Carr, Butt, Smith, Viduka, Ameobi, Rozenhal (already out on loan) can leave. A couple of good, up and coming youngsters to be signed aswell. A cover for Beye and Enrique, Carrick the new holding midfielder along with maybe Emre or Barton in the middle. Garay and Taylor at the centre of defence, and Berbatov alongside Owen or Martins as strikers. Bentley bombing down the right hand side with Nzogbia or Duff on the left flank. Given Beye/New RB Garay/Cacapa Taylor/Edgar? Enrique/New LB Carrick/Faye Bentley/Milner Barton/Emre N'Zogbia/Duff Berbatov/Zamblera? Carroll? Owen/Martins One can dream, right?

Erm, shut it! Alves was the dominant player in Allsvenskan when he played there. No player (including Källström, Elmander and fucking Rade Prica) has ever been close. Top player. Great person to, had a chat with him once. Good guy.

Afonso Alves is a really good player. Fast, technical, but unfortunately for Boro, I think he's a bit lightweight for the Premiership. He used to play for my hometown club Malmö FF, where he was absolutely outstanding. Great player. But then on the other hand, the Swedish league is said to be the 26th best league in Europe.. Go Sweden..

Failed his medical but signed him anyway... it'll all end in tears (and fits of laughter from me). He didnt fail his medical. We actually managed to knock some money off the transfer fee.

WE NEED A FUCKING MIDFIELDER NOW! I HATE JANUARY. There's nothing positive about this month. At all!

why would keegan say that he wouldnt let anybody go out on loan because we have such a small squad, and then suddenly decide to do it anyway? Makes no sense.

its been quoted at around £3.7m before, so that is probably correct.

Thank god.. awful player.

I was watching the second half, and to be fair, Arsenal wasn't all that to be honest. Flamini suddenly decided that he knew how to shoot, and scored a screamer. Even his teammates were surprised. And to make it even worse, their third goal was offside on Bendtner when the ball from midfield was played. But on the other hand... we did nowt, and we desperatly need some flair in our team. P A C E. .. I dont want to go to work tomorrow. Too many gooners there..

Absolut Vodka. With a touch of tears and shame.

Aye because Barton's really creative. A hell of a lot more creative than the central midfielders playing for us at the moment.. But aye, he's no Fabregas.

This.