That's absolute rubbish that mind, there was some outstanding contests between those two sides with excellent football on show.
And there were a fair few bad tempered cancelling each other out ones (mainly down to Mourinho's tactics tbf). But as you say, obviously that's rubbish.
The infamous finger-on-eye game was for example one of the most exciting ones. But people will always only remember the fingering.
Yep, often the way it works. Reminds me of a lass from Elswick I 'encountered' at last orders in The City Vaults ...
Did you finger her in the eye?