Peppe

I would like £300M.

Who pissed in Dembeles corn flakes?

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Come on Birmingham, you can do it!

Sissoko is so bad

Lucky fucker

Having your first name on your shirt should be a straight red. [emoji1361]

Because he's rich, talented, successful and gets the women? (albeit his choice of women is rather shit.) I can relate, people hate us for some reason [emoji848]

Snake salesman

Brazzers St. James' Park [emoji848]

Maybe it's Sauron? Not sure how that would be good though... [emoji848]

Hey, it's Newcastle United and Rafa Benitez, what is there to due diligence about really eh? [emoji7] Edit: New page prince

M&M is awesome ❤️

Liftarse-Cheek looked good when he came on. Also, Zahas hair is shit.

"glad all over" [emoji15]

3-3 mhihi

No swedish TV either. I hate Saturday 3pm kickoffs [emoji20]

What's an Indian multinational conglomerate got to do with anything? Tina Turner's rejected first draft.

TV yes?

Bilbao was fucking lucky to get a point tonight. Cunts.

Robben is such a fucking cunt.

A bit over the top as usual, but we should be one of the most attractive clubs in the world to buy. Not only unique in being a one club city, but we stand apart from most of the other clubs in England in both geography and passion for the game which has to be a massive factor. It would be for British buyers anyway, my only worry is whether foreign buyers would realise it. Someone like Stavely would be crucial in conveying this. You see nothing clubs like Crystal Palace and QPR getting bought up and you wonder whether the owners think just because they are in London that somehow gives them extra value? Its not over the top like. We are already in the top 20 of world club's and that's with Ashley as owner. We have one of the best manager's in the world in charge, one of the biggest stadiums, a huge huge fan base and a pretty decent foreign following. There is not a club on earth that could achieve what we could with major investment, not a club that isn't already an established power base or elite club anyway. These were the (not so long ago) days . . . http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv345/manorpark_photos/Newcastle%204/Newcastle%205/5th%20Richest%20Club%20in%20the%20world%20-%20NUFC%201999_zpsgot9hsio.jpg When is this from? 99?

What did Shearer say about Given? 50 shades (?) of what?

What Lukaku song is he referring to?