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Plenty of time for him to contract leprosy. Until his bellend falls off in the shower on Friday and breaks his toe. Proper roffling at this I'll be at work all Saturday but going to Sunderland for a house party after 5, no doubt I'll be surrounded by laughing mackems at that time. I honestly don't give a shit anymore though, we're a bad joke This is not the real NUFC though, we aren't this shit when we're in our normal "state". The Mackems are always this bad so I don't understand what they have to laugh about. It's like a 500 pound guy gloating because he wins a sprint against a Usain Bolt who has broken both his legs on purpose.

Why do they do this, if there's no way you as a customer can lose? I mean, does it draw people to the site who later stays on and deposit more, or what it the plan behind it? Edit: Guess people could go broke before they qualify for the bonus... Have I understood it right, is it: You deposit £50, play 20 spins/game rounds and THEN you get your money back if you go broke? It's way too early for my brain so apologies if I don't make any sense

Could have done with a warning like. Yuck Something like this you mean? 'WARNING -IN ALL LIKELIHOOD YOU PROBABLY DO NOT REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS. SERIOUSLY' Yeah, just something to let us know that it might not be something we want to see

If we draw and Hull win, that would send us down too, ye?

Looks very identical to me

Really liking this magpie shirt that's going around Twitter. Looks like a clean, striped shirt without any bullshit (wonga) on it. Not giving money to the fat cunt is an equally good thing too.

Remember when Pardew ran into the crowd at SJP? It'll be infinitely worse than that. It will be awful. They should all hang their heads in shame even if we do stay up.

Damn it, someone ruined it

100% of fans think we stay up according to poll

6-0 Alright, 6-0. Hope they have their flip-flops and straw hats on.

Do you think Man U will try to catch up to Arsenal on Sunday? Think they need to beat Hull 7-0 if Arsenal lose 1-0...

Will put money on them going down next season if we go down on Sunday. No way they will manage without our 6 free points

Turned that shit off. This doesn't effect us that much though, or does it? I mean, we would still need to win () or have Hull lose on Sunday even if Arsenal had won tonight?

ffs Arsenal score you fuckers, this will have Man U fired up on sunday, cunts

It only has an extra 2 games then the Champions League, does it not? I can't be arsed to count, but I read somewhere that from qualification to the final you had like 24 extra games. Guess the CL sides can cope with that due to their better squads.

Could have done with a warning like. Yuck

"there money"

Man U will beat Hull so it won't matter what we do, fortunately

Nah, replacing him with someone employed to pick up cones was the mistake. I kna. It would be like Lewis Hamilton complaining about his tyres wearing and his fitters throwing a hissy fit and being like "Well let's see how you get on with NO TYRES! I bet you feel silly now!" This is actually a great analogy. It is

I think maybe they need to change the EL format so that it has less games. As it is now it has over 20 extra games for some teams if you reach the final. It's retarded that teams actively avoid a european tournament if fear of relegation ffs

This "careful what you wish for" is just amazing. It's like us having a boat with holes in it who's slowly (well, slowly is debatable) sinking. One day we finally manage to get rid of the boat and get a new one, only to find out our new "boat" is riddled with holes and made of cotton candy. "What we wish for" when we got rid of the first boat was not a cotton candy boat with even more holes, it was obviously a real boat without any holes. Assholes. Edit: NPW

I'm screaming inside. How many total goals have we scored in that period? 328, that does however include a Championship season. 278 for our last 6 Premier League seasons Wait, the last 6 years Messi has scored 229 goals, Ronaldo 222 and Newcastle United 278? Yurp Had to tweet this, ha!

Be nervous as f*** if he was still there. They'd have 16 year olds out there. They'd still probably win tbh. At the last day of 08-09 season, after Man Utd had clinched the title, they went to Hull for their final match. Hull needed a win to survive and Man Utd fielded a completely reserve team, almost resting everyone for the CL final. Man Utd still won the game thanks to a Gibson screamer and Hull ended up getting relegated. As did youse, but this time there is only one spot available, so the odds are looking better. Hull stayed up- we sent ourselves down with an own goal at Villa. Wasn't that a deflection off Milner? Kinda harsh calling that an own goal in my opinion (even if that's what the official record says). was Duff Ah, right, Duff

I'm screaming inside. How many total goals have we scored in that period? 328, that does however include a Championship season. 278 for our last 6 Premier League seasons Wait, the last 6 years Messi has scored 229 goals, Ronaldo 222 and Newcastle United 278?

Would be interesting to see what Carver would have done if he had Messi in his team...