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Be nervous as f*** if he was still there. They'd have 16 year olds out there. They'd still probably win tbh. At the last day of 08-09 season, after Man Utd had clinched the title, they went to Hull for their final match. Hull needed a win to survive and Man Utd fielded a completely reserve team, almost resting everyone for the CL final. Man Utd still won the game thanks to a Gibson screamer and Hull ended up getting relegated. As did youse, but this time there is only one spot available, so the odds are looking better. Hull stayed up- we sent ourselves down with an own goal at Villa. Wasn't that a deflection off Milner? Kinda harsh calling that an own goal in my opinion (even if that's what the official record says).

Watching him on Youtube is depressing He was kind of like Ginola in the way that he might not track back or "run his socks off" but he could produce that bit of magic or get you a winning goal from nothing. Keegan knew this with Ginola but we, instead of using him in a similar way, shipped him off in favour of another headless chicken. Tragic

I don't consider myself very football knowledgable but I seriously think I would have gotten us more points than Carver. It's amazing what he has done really

Because we think we're gonna win the league every year, will get Klopp as manager and sign Messi next season Are you trying to tell me that we are not appointing Klopp, signing Messi and winning the league next year http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/31/2451A14900000578-2892368-John_Carver_could_take_over_at_Newcastle_job_until_at_least_the_-a-32_1420026222910.jpg http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Pictures/Pictures/FantasticFour11.jpg

I got a £25 bet on us going down which will give me almost £4k if we do. I can cash out now and get around £350. Do you guys recon I should? I don't really think we'll go down anymore, but as this is Newcastle you never know...

f***ing speaking like they got a potato shoved down their f***ing throats. f***. Couldn't understand a word of that s***, surprising that any non-Danes can. They don't even use words, it's just sounds. I'm surprised even danes can understand it. Guess maybe it's like the whale's communication

One point won't guarantee safety. We'll get enough points from this and the West Ham game, be safe, and the protests and boycott will be forgotten

We'll get a point, be safe, and all the protests and boycotts will be forgotten

It's "LOSE" and "LOSING" not "LOOSE" and "LOOSING" ("loosing" is not a real word). For example, your bowels may be loose if NUFC lose to QPR. I found this, maybe that's what he meant

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Barca are decent

If they had a failure of the same proportions as us they would become a mid-table Championship club. But hey, guess they could do worse...

Do the Palace fans still think he's God descended from heaven?

No shock really, he's a quality player. But he sounds like a girl. This confuses me. Are you saying girls can't be bosses? http://media0.giphy.com/media/3SbQI5YkkbAeA/giphy.gif

Fucking cunt, stop scoring ffs!

Awful result. We're going to stay up

Fuck! And why the fuck did all the people return? Are they all retarded?

NO!

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Don't worry, this will be an easy win for us. We have the best coach in the league, remember? How could we possibly not win?

54% voted "Back them to the hilt on Saturday"

"Arise, Sir Lickard of Lionfart!"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/11578118/Football-fans-to-be-breathalysed-before-matches.html?utm_content=bufferee3ef&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer Anti-social behavior?! I'm way more social when I'm drunk, I talk to everybody!

Yeah, this is the kind of thinking that has me scratching my head. As though something that's bad for Ashley has to be good for us. No matter what. It's not good for us, but would staying up be good for us? It would just show Fat Mike where the sweet spot is, that this is how cheap and shit he can keep us while still advertising his sweatpants to the world.