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Common nobody wants to be reminded of those lips!

Started on 472 Thought you were getting rid of those lips once he was officially gone?

Did he actually claim in that video that Villa get the same gates as us or did I mishear it? The man's a total fuckwit, doesn't even think before he speaks and the worst thing is even obvious bollocks like that gets allowed to go without reply from anyone around him. EDIT: He's ranting now about Swansea not putting out a full first team in their cup game. Talking about how clubs that can't win the league have to give it their all in the cups, yet Pardew did a "unbelievable" job here

Just pity them, they've got years of hell ahead, poor thick cunts

If its really £4m that's mind boggling

Expected unfortunately, Carvers Pardews accolyte, he was always going to just pick the same shit side. He won't be in charge too long though.

Can you basically just send anything to the mag and have it published? I mean fucking hell that is terrible, not just the cretinous opinions expressed there but everything about it. Its like some shit post on a forum and they're publishing it as a article

So he'll miss three matches: Burnley on the 1st Leicester on the 3rd Chelsea on the 10th But isn't he leaving to meet up with Senegal for at least a couple of weeks on the 2nd anyway? EDIT: http://www.goal.com/en-za/news/4642/2015-africa-cup-of-nations/2014/12/23/7345862/bafanas-opponents-senegal-to-play-gabon-and-guinea-to So at best without the ban he may have played against Burnley before he left for Dakar, but he would definitely miss the other two games whether banned or not.

If this was true I don't see how Pardew would have lasted as long as he did. He kept Sissoko looking like a piece of shit for near 2 years playing him out of position. He's now being talked of as a 20m+ player Well I suppose having influence is one thing, but convincing Ashley to pay a manager off is quite another. All we can hope is that someone with a brain (Carr sounds like the only option their) has enough influence to steer our manager selection away from the inevitable rocks Ashley will steer towards.

Somewhere between £2m and £3m I think going by reports from yesterday.

The only thing more funny would be Gary Neville being a manager. Nah, this is funnier. I'm weirdly intrigued though. Interim? Short term? Permanent? :| What about January transfers? So many questions Aye suppose he's too dull to be funny, morbidly painful would be more like it.

The only thing more funny would be Gary Neville being a manager.

Someone is paying significantly more for him then we paid for Perez

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Deary me In full on denial, they'll get theirs the fucking pricks, they've got years of this ahead of them

having some Glenlivet myself to celebrate tonight! saving Armagnac for the official announcement Love the stuff (Glenlivent 12), just trying Balvenie Caribbean Cask for Christmas, bit sweet for me but for Pardew I'll get used to it, cheers Pards!

Its time.. http://s23.postimg.org/rtv5henaj/IMG_20141229_215053.jpg

He could turn us into a more attractive team to watch after we go down though. They're total fucking cretins like, so glad they're going to have to put up with this cunt now, they deserve every excruciating minute. Might pop back in future and tell them all how they're deluded and should be thankful of Pardews record with them in League One, and that's their level anyway so shut up and accept it.

Ditto. One of my Arsenal supporting friends almost, almost ruined this moment for me, by saying, I kid you not, "he's done well, you just beat Everton!" Whaaa? Do these people live in a game-by-game bubble? And haven't most Arsenal fans been calling for Wenger to be sacked? Fans of other clubs = retards. "All is forgiven Alan we've managed to be the 8th team this season to beat Everton, a truly great day!" fucking wanker.

As if he gives a shit about that Threat.. the threat of a nice kickback, aye I bet he was gutted at that idea.

Now SSN saying compensation not sorted yet but no problems expected and he'll go to Palace http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/itsamelman/Freep/tears_of_joy.jpg

SSN saying no compensation sorted yet, I hate you SSN!!

Must be a Palace fan surely?

Jesus, there are pundits who actually have a clue and don't just spout the same old bollocks all the time?, why can't we have those on the TV over here?

Perhaps, but surely there has to be a compromise in the end? Pardew has told him he wants to go, acted like a cock (again) but this time to Ashley himself. Ashley can turn this move down if Palace don't meet the full contract buyout. But then what next?, he keeps a manager who's taken his loyalty and spat it back at him? Certainly wouldn't want to then sack him and effectively pay him to go to Palace and I can't see him wanting to pay him to do nothing while bringing in someone to replace him either.