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Cheers for translating that into French, couldn't understand it at first.

He'll be comfort eating in no time once Pardew gets his hands on his career.

Just waiting for confirmation before I put him in my FIFA side, then its rape time online with him and Ben Arfa on the wings

That's a different argument though, something nobody here would disagree with either. What I'm saying is that while I'm not particularly concerned about how much we spend on any single player I don't understand this argument people keep throwing out that it doesn't matter what we bring in for a player or what we spend on a player because Ashley won't invest what he should. If we make £60m Ashley might invest £20m, but make no mistake if we'd made £50m instead he'd only spend £10m and if we spent the whole £10m on one player no other players would come in. That doesn't mean anyone should accept this penny pinching bollocks or start thinking like they do and worrying about exactly what we spend on a player, its just the reality of the situation with this cunt in charge

Love these people who argue that what we spend on a player is irrelevant because Ashley is stingy, makes about as much sense as an Alan Pardew team talk. Not that I actually see anyone here who has shown concern over what we spend anyway like

Don't think 6m Euros for a player who can sign a free transfer pre contract in 6 months time is silly money to be honest, maybe a million or so less than Feyenoord can reasonably expect, hopefully we'll go back with 7m

Suppose we thought we could get him cheaper, in the end it wasn't working so we paid the full amount (assuming it is the full amount, some places still reporting 12m euros).

Anyway any update on this after the initial reports? Anyone actually seen the Montpellier president say the fee is definitely agreed? Just expecting to wake up to contradictory reports.

Going to be party time when someone else is officially lumbered with Shola

Yeah I think most in this forum realise that , unfortunately plenty outside of this forum still think Pardews not the problem, its those foreigners

Matchdays towards the end of last season were the pits. Days of dread then 90 minutes of wanting Newcastle to lose. That's why I packed it in. Still feels shite but the thought of watching an Alan Pardew team feels worse. That hasn't changed. First day, I'll be hoping for a City win. I want the best for NUFC and at present that is getting humiliated every game until he's gone. Fair points, 2014 matches have been a struggle. I struggle with wanting us to lose, just because I dread who the replacement would be. Ashley has dug up JFK twice and tried really hard to unleash O'Leary on us. I think we'd have to be relegated for him to be sacked - if there was a guarantee Ashley and Pardew would go then I'd take it, but sadly that is not a guarantee. How are any of those choices worse than Pardew though? I mean he's less obviously embarrassing but as a manager he's the fucking pitts, can't think of anyone worse. So you would take JFK over Pardew? I don't like Pardew, but that is absurd. O'Leary, well, after brummie's review of him I'm pleased we avoided him. The grass isn't always greener but when your grass is covered in shit anyway beggars can't be choosers I suppose. I dont want Kinnear, I just don't understand being scared of any alternatives. Even with Kinnear IMO the only way he's worse is that he's no good at convincing people he isn't shit, which apparently Pardew has a fucking PHD in. Make no mistake 99% of the grass is greener. In many ways that's better though, when Kinnear was boss/associated with the club we were an active joke. At least now we're only a joke to ourselves, everybody else has been blinded by Pardew's bullshit. As you say, seemingly Pardew can convince players he's not a total cunt, something Kinnear would probably struggle in. Jesus, this is grim no matter what way you look at it. Welcome Cabella Much better to have a manager who's unquestionably shit than this fraudster. At least the obviously shit manager gets sacked because everyone sees he's shit. We might look a joke for a bit until he's sacked but I'd take that over the horrendous limbo we're in now. Terrible manager who's enough of a bullshiter to keep a lot of people thinking he isn't terrible, that's as bad as it gets IMO.

Matchdays towards the end of last season were the pits. Days of dread then 90 minutes of wanting Newcastle to lose. That's why I packed it in. Still feels shite but the thought of watching an Alan Pardew team feels worse. That hasn't changed. First day, I'll be hoping for a City win. I want the best for NUFC and at present that is getting humiliated every game until he's gone. Fair points, 2014 matches have been a struggle. I struggle with wanting us to lose, just because I dread who the replacement would be. Ashley has dug up JFK twice and tried really hard to unleash O'Leary on us. I think we'd have to be relegated for him to be sacked - if there was a guarantee Ashley and Pardew would go then I'd take it, but sadly that is not a guarantee. How are any of those choices worse than Pardew though? I mean he's less obviously embarrassing but as a manager he's the fucking pitts, can't think of anyone worse. So you would take JFK over Pardew? I don't like Pardew, but that is absurd. O'Leary, well, after brummie's review of him I'm pleased we avoided him. The grass isn't always greener but when your grass is covered in shit anyway beggars can't be choosers I suppose. I dont want Kinnear, I just don't understand being scared of any alternatives. Even with Kinnear IMO the only way he's worse is that he's no good at convincing people he isn't shit, which apparently Pardew has a fucking PHD in. Make no mistake 99% of the grass is greener.

Matchdays towards the end of last season were the pits. Days of dread then 90 minutes of wanting Newcastle to lose. That's why I packed it in. Still feels shite but the thought of watching an Alan Pardew team feels worse. That hasn't changed. First day, I'll be hoping for a City win. I want the best for NUFC and at present that is getting humiliated every game until he's gone. Fair points, 2014 matches have been a struggle. I struggle with wanting us to lose, just because I dread who the replacement would be. Ashley has dug up JFK twice and tried really hard to unleash O'Leary on us. I think we'd have to be relegated for him to be sacked - if there was a guarantee Ashley and Pardew would go then I'd take it, but sadly that is not a guarantee. How are any of those choices worse than Pardew though? I mean he's less obviously embarrassing but as a manager he's the fucking pitts, can't think of anyone worse.

IT's not Pardew's job to knuckle down, lose weight and get back to his best form/fitness, to be fair. Ben Arfa doesnt help himself

How the fuck can the Uruguayan FA say there wasn't enough evidence when: A - Its right there on camera and B - He fucking admitted doing it

75m kept getting mentioned AFAIR?, maybe it was 75m Euros (£59m)?

In 6 months he can sign with someone for nowt so I wouldn't say 6m Euro's is derisory. They can't seriously think they'll get 11m Euros for a right back who's off for nothing if he doesn't leave this window. Having said that, we should be prepared to meet them somewhere in the middle, but I'd be very surprised if we do.

Ba left wing, Remy up front and Sissoko right wing guaranteed, in other words the worse possible way of playing them.

The Newcastle of old wouldn't have signed them, they'd have signed older worse players on crippling contracts. Assuming we're talking about the Freddy Shepherd Newcastle of old of course. Unfortunately we've gone from an incompetent attention seeker to an evil greedy cunt.

Ya flamin galah

Up to Mike and Papiss really.

Ha there's Krul thinking "Ah fuck I need to save more pens here!" EDIT: Have I missed something?, can't hear the match, have Holland used all their subs already or something?

Sounds like a few of you are ready to cut your wrists if this transfer goes through Its shit that we're run by cunts, but I'm just going to try to enjoy what I can. I mean it could be worse, we could be run by cunts AND signing the kind of utter shit Pardew wants.

Janmaat looks good in the air.