Northern Monkey

So you KNOW thats why he's not had one? Well, i can't be 100% sure, but nor can you in that respect (unless you have some form of inside knowledge - you might do, i wouldn't know). But that seems the most probable reason. So you guessed at something, then acted like it was fact. Well done, true to form.

In the same way as Absinthe reminds you of Kaliber?

Take it up with someone who gives a s***. mackems.gif @ 'Petty crime' You total and utter deluded fool. Have you ever been to South Africa? or do you just sit in Whitley Bay dreaming of your next holiday to some grubby Spanish island? World Cup 2010 - I'll be there having a hoot - you can just watch it go by on your flat screen ! Cheers No i haven't been to S Africa, its why am alive, with my wallet and haven't been raped and given AIDS. You've managed a lobotomy though I see 10, 11 at a push? Guessing your age, give me a clue? using logic i would put it at mid to late 20's, judging by the fact he's been to SA. Yeah, cos they don't allow anyone in under the age of 25.

So you KNOW thats why he's not had one?

HAahahahahahahahaa!! you were probably one of the "i support Souness/Roeder because he's the manager of the club and we have to support the club" nobheads weren't you. No I wasn't actually. I believe that Roeder should be criticised but not disliked and hated because at the end of the day he is a nice man who is way out of his depth. How old are you little boy? I bet you've bought the new kit haven't you! You are probably one of these little fickle chav supporters aren't you. The ones who boo and give NUFC a bad name!!! Gan smoke some dope you thick c*** Remember the old bloke who went to the match during the 70's with a black and white suit? That's Northern Monkey. I borrowed that off you. Thats your best suit, that is. And you love it.

oh yes he will. Kuyt has had a decent, if not great first season. The one issue is his lack of pace, but Liverpool would have known about that when they signed him. So it obviously isn't a huge issue to them. Of the strikers we have now, Crouch and Kuyt should be here for the long term, both are good strikers that both offer a very different style of play, and if Liverpool get a good goal scorer in, there is no reason whatsover to suggest that Kuyt wouldn't be a regular. He will be. They have two good all rounders who work their arses off for the team are are good for 15 - 20 goals each. What Liverpool need is a bit more variation in their forwards, and a bit more quality to add to what they have. But hell - who doesn't need a bit more quality eh! Crouch will be sold and Kuyt will step down the pecking order when Villa and one other arrive. Kuyt is ok and has done a goodish job, but for me hasn't lived upto the hype when it seemed 2/3 years ago 12 clubs were after him. ITK? No, just guesswork. Well done. You want something? Some facts, rather than shite you make up, but i realise that you are the wrong person to ask for that.

I backed up his answer. Again, i ask, what's wrong with that? Really is such a non-argument. You posted up a question - fairly hysterically might i add - and when someone answers it, you call them a smartarse. Don't get it! Maybe it had something to do with you being cocky in your answer? Ironic, bearing in mind the fact he was incorrect.

Then you don't see what Roeder has, and will do, to us??? I envy you. I understand perfectly that Roeder is shite. But I think Allardyce is too. I did when he was touted as a replacement for the previous 2 managers and I still do. Most people agreed when we were looking for replacements the last couple of times, now everyone's getting desperate and want someone....anyone who might make a difference. I just don't think it's worth the money to replace shite with shite when the real problem is the man making the appointments. FFS os ONE of the problems. But to say that Allardyce is as bad as the worst manager in the league, bearing in mind where he has gottne Bolton, is wrong. Roeder is a fucking disgrace, and any current Premiership manager (pre-Fat Head Sam resigning) would inprove us.

Is the right answer. Next? could you explain why other players have had theirs whilst still playing for their clubs then?? just a question like? Nope, can't explain that. What's with all the arsey comments, btw, NUFCNutter? Jamie gave the reason and i backed it up - what on earth was wrong with that? Other than it being wrong?

Milner maybe, The Zog if he has another good season, but i don't agree with any of the others. Taylor isn't there yet, Emre you've overpriced, no chance on Given, Martins might get what we paid, PArker we wouldn't. we disagree ...well fancy that You seem surprised, you shouldn't be, because......oh, i see.

Then you don't see what Roeder has, and will do, to us??? I envy you.

very recent talki of ground sharing with hunslet rufc while elland road gets re-developed(or built into luxury flats) See, they're fucked. Its a matter of time before the ground goes, pretty much always seems to be whnr the club don't own it.

Milner maybe, The Zog if he has another good season, but i don't agree with any of the others. Taylor isn't there yet, Emre you've overpriced, no chance on Given, Martins might get what we paid, PArker we wouldn't.

They don't own the ground, and are being charged over the top for rent on it, so fuck it, they're not going to get out of the woods through a stitch up buy-back scheme.

In that case: i don't think we have one. But if we did, i;d trust it all to Nick Leeson before i gave a fucking penny to that stupid twat Roeder.

You and your flaoting boat.

Dyer was only linked for £20m by his agent, idiots, and a very small section of the press.

You think Dyer has a significant value? Mental. Given to a small degree, Taylor, Milner, The Zog (small), Emre (small), Owen and Martins.

no, it is not aimed at you. It is aimed at the clueless, and very sad wullie, who appears to have been the one that had nothing else to do, and to a lesser extent baggio for supporting him, because although he talks bollocks when he spouts his DOF stuff he can back it up with some facts. It is just that I disagree. And I can also back it up with examples. I am aware you didn't claim to be saying that I was banned, so apologies for that, but I am making the point that I actually was banned - for comments made on another message board - and somebody knows that it is true, that person being the one who banned me. I would guess it may be the same person who edited the post, who knows, and actually, who cares. Such daft things are just the actions of tossers mate. Out of interest how long ago was this banning? Also if the post was edited then surely someone would have noticed it before, maybe even at the time or did someone wait a few months, edit it then hope someone would check randomly some time in the next year or so and bring it back up again? All seems a bit too much like grasping at straws to me. Surprisingly - possibly - for you, close to the mark. I can't see the poster leaving it if he had been aware of it can you ? This point has been made previously btw HTL, swindonmag and stevieh84 - at least - will confirm that someone on toontastic has a history of this sort of thing. Whatever. Close to the mark? I kind of remember editing going on but wasn't that quoting and editing the text not actually editing the original post? Not sure how it works on that board but any other forum I have used it comes up with a notice stating the time and date something was edited? shouldn't pass opinion if you don't keep up with whats going on http://z3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/index.php?showtopic=46&st=0 Well your "story" seems a bit too strung out to me and you never admit when you are wrong but hey ho carry on Jackanory. OMG Gemmill you edited my post!!!!11111oneone!!!111 Prove it.

:lol: We have ONE good enough forward, one potentially good enough, and NOTHING else. Well done.

Good move for the club regarding next season, and funny as fuck for the rest of us. Dirty, dirty Leeds.

Stupid poetry nerd.

Add in the fact that fair enough, Allardyce might not be ideal, but we HAVE to get better than Roeder ASAP, and you've got it.

I'll admit to owt me, doesn't make it true. Like those nerds at the end of Dead Poet's Society, only less gay. And not standing on a desk. And not a boarding school hom. O captain, my captain! Thats the nerds! God bless them, and their sentimental claptrap. Next time round that campfire, you KNOW the boarding school freaks would have been "experimenting" with each other cocks, not poetry.....

What a waste of a post that was, eh. and yours.. and mine... ooh, ooh, me too! As usual