Rich

Michael Keane has been stealing a living for years.

Joao Pedro to miss our game after that red?

Man Utd are my second favourite club.

More shots of Berrada and Wilcox pls

His first yellow was similar wasn’t it?

If I hear ‘Ri’ one more time I swear to God

Mikautadze is making me ill again.

Innie or outie?

Nope.

It’s a special mix that gets played at St James’.

It doesn’t.

Would rather be gay than religious like.

Opta have us over 90% now.

The GOAT

Why did that bloke and his 80 accounts hate Howe so much again? Was it not Burnsy?

Dea.... ? Nawww.

Cued it up at 0-2.

Paris Saint-Germain 3-1 Aston Villa Aston Villa 3-2 Paris Saint-Germain Aston Villa 4-5 Paris Saint-German

If we win this, I’ll show me bum in Burton’s window.

Don’t think he was far wrong based on watching it, Oliver was definitely favouring Everton.

Easy C. Epic thread this btw.

I’d back Krafthu to come in and do a job on anyone tbf.

Bradley and Gomez