Rich

I can see Stoke absolutely porking us as well

God bless this lot. Ever reliable.

W4 L10 D1 F9 A29 P12 Proud as punch. It's actually 13 points, so you can be even prouder. I done goofed.

W4 L10 D1 F9 A29 P13

46 points Rich. Look at the table and count them. Just did. I am now ashamed of myself for being so hard to please.

In the 8 league games at home since the Stoke 5-1 we've scored 2 goals. 19 for the season overall, so we need 3 in the last 2 games to avoid our lowest PL tally ever. Not about entertainment though, is it?

WOOF

Was watching the National, what have I missed? Another goal?

Tactical change worked well.

I knew we'd see this at some point. Anita back central with Tiote, Gosling slightly ahead.

CISSE ON THE WING

It's still HT Beren, you interfering slag.

It's no giant Ray Winstone head, but it'll do. Loves a bite

This phone thing is laughable

Ah, man.

Winning the fouls.

Watching this game at that quality. Seems like a waste of technology. I'm watching it on Setanta Sports via Satellite and it looks fucking garbage compared to that

Great pass by Gosling there.

What a lovely sharp picture you have, thomas.

Nobody really wanting the ball at the minute.

HTL. Worked last time.

Howay then geezers: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95257.0.html

This is the man that played Bigi on the wing, to be fair.

Could be a 4-5-1 with Cisse out there.

Gemma Merna's tittays. Oh my.