Rich

According to physioroom he is still out with no come back date set You can't live or die by physioroom man. He's probably not going to play again but he is back in full training, at least.

Some of us do...

Why is he still training here, does he like the Tyneside weather (which is admittedly pretty good right now)? He's going to keep us up and I'm going to have to eat shit. I would eat shit to keep us up, though.

He was on a couple last week... couldn't actually see his face properly like. It was definitely him though.

Hence my original post...BTW...have you been to Japan recently Rich? No. Why? (Where the fuck is this going...? )

Ah so they're Coventry fans rather than glory-hunters? What the fuck have Coventry got to shout about, exactly? Cunts.

Fucking hell that was this season ? Feels like a lifetime ago These cunts down here are masturbating furiously at my discontent... People are pricks man. Thankfully I don't mingle amongst too many arseholes like that. The lads I was watching the game with today are Boro (wanted us to lose but wasn't an arsehole about it), Sheff Utd (supported us all the way and has a general soft-spot for the Toon anyway) and Man Utd (who isn't too fussed, but who I think wants us to stay up). The others I knock about with are Leeds, Liverpool, Arsenal, etc. but again never really have anything but sympathy with what we're going through. Saying that, I suppose a lot of that is down to the fact that they're canny lads and when their teams are struggling I don't dish it out to them either.

That one that ended up with Martins towards the end (best chance of the game) was intended for Viduka if you watch it. So if that's the one you're counting, make it zero. He is fucking appalling, but then again these days, who isn't?

Wasn't that me talking about Nacho Gonzalez? Or do we have another faeces fan on here!?

Surely it would have been easier to just type Gomes... It's not actually, due to key location. Try it! (That was a blatant lie.)

Carson has been horrific whenever I've seen WBA as well. However, like Robinson he was starting from a much lower level than Heurelho.

In fairness, he was probably worse last season... and the season before... and the season before. Fat cunt.

Which other keeper has been as highly rated yet performed so poorly? Only 2 keepers were singed in the summer, weren't they? Fatty Boom Boom? (Off the top of my head.)

These magical periods only ever occur when I have an assignment deadline pending. ANYTHING is better than doing assignments, even posting on here I've managed to clean/hoover my whole flat, do all my washing and get everything else in order that needed to be sorted. This place is my last bastion before the inevitable.

You are such a North London Mackem, KD

...yet still above us - what does that tell you ? Aye, well I think that's fairly obvious. Let's not throw the towel in just yet though, eh? You miserable git.

7 points assumes Hull/Blackburn only get 3 and 'Boro only get 6 before the season is out, that's a very tall order for us to hope for as pertains Hull, with a home game against Stoke and games against teams who might not be firing on all cylinders. Blackburn's run-in doesn't look all that bad either. They've got WBA at home on the last day, which could be a banker straight away... 10 points is the zenith for us, but it's a huge ask. 7 might be enough, but it's the minimum IMO. We've got to be looking at winning half of our remaining games and then scratching a draw or two.

Only Jose Enrique and Joey Barton are missing from the squad, Alan Shearer is our manager... let's get Uri Geller involved again and it's all positivity baby! Even a loss tomorrow and we can't throw the towel in with those 3 home games we have left. We're probably going to need 7-10 points to get ahead of Hull and 'Boro, but getting something at Spurs will just relieve the pressure that little bit. I could honestly see it going to the final day.

Right, today is put to bed. We're 4 points off Hull/Blackburn with a +5 goal difference over them, 1 point behind 'Boro with a +7 goal difference on them. A point tomorrow would be good, but a win could be absolutely monumental. Fucking gigantic game. HOWAY THE LADS!!!

A point for us tomorrow would not be bad at all after those results today. It would leave us just 1 win off getting above both Hull and Blackburn due to the goal differences. I look at Hull's fixtures and I feel we're going to need 7 points minimum to have any chance of finishing above them, 10 maximum.

Sunderland - 35 (-12) Hull - 34 (-20) Blackburn - 34 (-20) --------------------------------- Middlesbrough - 31 (-22) Newcastle - 30 (-15) West Brom - 25 (-31) That's the mini-table for us now, the others are surely out of it.

Sunderland 1-0 Hull. FT. Middlesbrough 0-0 Fulham. FT. Not too bad really, we just needed 'Boro not to win. Hull are in deep, deep shit.

Haha, a Wolves fan kisses a camera that another bloke just kissed a few seconds earlier. Gayer.

Aye, fuck off Allardyce you massive-headed cunt. 1-0 Stoke FT.

Charlton down to League 1 officially, dear me.