Rich

Immense.

4-4-2 by the sound of what Al has been saying, Owen and Viduka up top.

Defo Cunny. Good man.

Massive reflection off the mirror like, he was going the other way initially.

1-0 MU. Ronaldo deflected free-kick, Given should have probably saved it.

Beaten to the punch!

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE

I wanted him here two years ago, then again last year but everyone on this forum said he was finished, had no legs and we'd sign much better players... we sure could have used him this year's campaign. I'm sure everyone said that, aye.

It had been a while Yorkster, sorry man.

TalkSport is mongtastic man. As others have said, they go out to get a reaction from people and generally do a good job because the sorts that listen to it and do get wound up about it are heed the balls.

Never has joeyt's signature been more correct.

It iss bad craic like. Hope he bumps into one of our larger shirtless contingent and gets a fucking slap. Hairy Mancunian cunt

Definitely Noel Gallagher, mate was telling me about it the other day. "There's no better sight in football than seeing fat topless Geordies on Match of the Day crying" (sic)

It was Noel Gallagher wasn't it?

Agree with that front six, but if Smith makes it I could see him starting ahead of Guthrie again...

Embarrassment. Nowt more, nowt less.

What an absolute load of rubbish. As usual.

Same here. It's a hell of a lot to ask for both Stoke and Bolton to win... but just imagine if they do...

Fucking hate the collars on Adidas tracksuit tops. Apart from that, it's top-class. Who has a neck that long though!? Looks gash folded as well.

Which in turn meant we had to persist with Coloccini in the middle.

Give it a few weeks. Might get some swinging from the rafters in Toon... let's hope not.

You need to switch wings in that case man! Or I'll move to left-back... No man, I need you behind me. I said fun, not laughing-stock. I am shockingly lacking match practice like. Had first game for ages last week and managed a 10 minute stint out wide (I was busy like) before nearly collapsing. I haven't exactly been feeling great recently though, as my worryingly regular shockingly runny poos show.

You need to switch wings in that case man! Or I'll move to left-back...

It was more like 40!