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Their football is dire to watch and kind of rank but it's not some offence against sporting philosophy, ffs. It's a game plan, you're allowed to have one.

Wouldn't have called Norwich home a challenging game for them either. Our last 3: City are eminently beatable, especially not at the Etihad. By that point their season is totally and utterly over, a deflated club with fuck all left to play for who haven't functioned right for about 2 months. Chelsea: absolutely not scared of them, they looked shit yesterday, were poor and lucky against Wigan. We can easily beat them. Everton: don't think we'll win that one, they're on fire.

I actually think we'll do it.

Very impressive indeed. not that impressive, we haven't played anyone yet. What about Liverp- wait

To be fair to the Liverpool fans criticising it, I've seen Downing do it loads this year, so the magic has probably been somewhat devalued for them.

I think this is the best thing about him: the fact that you know that, at any moment, he can just do something undefendable and get you goal that the other team can do bollock all about.

20) The best stadium of light in the world

Insert seething political joke here

Agbonlohor has gone completely

16) No letterbox is safe

Sad Weasley

When he graduated AA

They didn't pick a striker today. Sesspit up front on his own.

13) Nyron Nosworthy: the greatest centre half England never picked

Sorry I posted 9 just as your 9-11 rushed through. Mag kernts

9) They had that Shearer, but we had Kevin Phillips.

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Liverpool winning is the best outcome either way i think. It guarantees Europa League, but it means the shackles are off us and we can go into the last few games with freedom. Not quite, Chelsea winning the Champions League buggers it up, unlikely but possible. If they turn over Barca and Real, I'll eat my hat. More chance of seeing a Mackem in Milan tbh.

Blackburn FA Cup. Not a league game, sorry. You said we hadn't won a 3PM KO in 2012. We have. Checkmate, Stu.

The one I'm most worried about is Everton away. I think we can beat Citeh at home, they've been abject recently and effectively have nothing to play for, or certainly won't by the time we play them. We have no reason to fear Chelsea either, they're nowt special.

Quite. Where's my irony wrench?

You should have started Shola! He played 2 games for Stoke, he has as much insight as I have hindsight! Now piss off, for I must change before the missus discovers my identity.

never understand why ALL commentators are so keen to praise Lampard....

An own goal from Terry would be infinitely preferable.

Whhhyyyyy don't take off Frei!!!!!!!!