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Bricking it, massively.

Will this be a record for individual players booed in a game for the whole 90 minutes? Carroll, Bellamy, Enrique, Suarez?

It's his head on Shola's body.

Also, we need Krul to have the game of his life today.

So true, during that line-up all he did was praise them for how good they are and simultaneously unlucky.

Bollocks tbf, seen Rob Lee, Ferdinand, Ginola, Lee Clark on our games before.

Nope, it will be an explanation of how we're really small-minded and should have given Dalglish the freedom of the club, then he would have led us to the promised land because he's immortal.

To be fair Murphy makes a great point, it's always fucking hard to win when your first choice central defensive partnership is out.

PARDY'S GLASSES

3-1 today you ginger muff. At this point, Captain Hindsight strides in: should have taken Coloccini off as soon as he felt his hamstring, never let Enrique leave and not eaten than dupiaza 2 weeks ago.

Sky have not mentioned us since introducing the game.

if they get in europe league, it's like winning the league - no it's not, at all.

I hate all this, "when you play for Liverpool, it's a different kind of pressure"/"it's just such a massive club"/"you just don't understand it until you play there" - it's complete twaddle.

Jonjo?! That's not a name.

Ugh of course all the build-up is about Liverpool.

He's not Oliver Biefhoff or Les Ferdinand, tbh. I mean, I think he'll beat Williamson 6/10, but Williamson should be able to do enough to put him off doing anything greatly useful with it.. I hope. When I see Suarez's teeth, I know I'm going to get angry. Bierhoff How can anyone (who's not German) have him on his minds here? Strange... Because he's knowledgeable about football and correctly references a player who is decent in the air?

Genuinely think I've never wanted us to beat a team more than these today.

There is legitimately not one player in it who makes me in the least bit calm. Jonas? In his well-established capacity as a solid full-back?

There is legitimately not one player in it who makes me in the least bit calm.

Or go off injured

Of course Bellamy isn't injured. Knob.

Cripes. Gunning for the 5-4. That defence may be up with the worst I have/ever will see fielded at St James' Park. Not sure what his beef with Santon is but I can't see how Jonas is a better option at left back.

I would trade my girlfriend for a 4-3 win to us.

7?! obscene.

Perch - tekkers