Kasper

Yeah he has already fucked off. Like all our other striker targets.

Woops...looks like we missed out on him too... http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/page/NewsUpdate/0,,10337~2437856,00.html

But but but but....we had a chopper there an all!

Yes Alan, I'll save you again

Would probably be too late now anyways. Oh well...

Considering he tweeted this just before the Ruiz and Ridgewell bids were reported I couldnt give a shit what he expects LukeEdwardsTele Luke Edwards Sorry #nufc fans but it really does look like the club are no longer in the running to sign anyone at all. It's frightening isn't it!

Maybe Sunderland have rented it to fool Bendtner into signing for them.

LOUD NOISES!!!!

nufc ooops someone not paying their bills on time? Guys

Fuck. No one told Twente they werent supposed to accept that?

They're going to try and intercept Bendtner's taxi and get him to drive to Newcastle instead Im sure Ranger has the contacts to organize a kidnapping.

Y U NOT SPEAK AMERICANO?

Is he any good, seems kneejerktastic to me. But I know less than feck all about Finnish football. He's been very impressive this season, very clinical. And he already had a spell at Sevilla couple years ago (made an appearance in La Liga too) so it wont come as that big of a shock now to play with Raul, Huntelaar etc. Think he'll do well if given the opportunity which he should get as they've just offloaded two strikers to make room for him and the manager says he'll be a big reinforcement for them

Racist.

Why? We're seemingly bidding for quality players. Who cares if it's "panic buys". "Bidding". That has nothing to do with what I answered. Either way, I don't doubt that we're bidding. It's just not enough. Never is. Unless they have a release clause or go on strike.

Finnish 21 year old striker Teemu Pukki signs for Schalke after bagging 3 goals against them in 2 Europa League qualifiers.

HURRY! Run to the next gate Derek!!

Eh? No reasons why not. Paperwork and medical can be done wherever the players is. And how exactly? Don't suppose we have paperwork and doctors in every major city in Europe Dont suppose the paperwork can be faxed?

His agent doesnt say so. The article does: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/14732471.stm No quotes about the deadline as far as I can see.

From what I've understood that list is for players coming to Bundesliga and transfers inside Bundesliga. If a player leaves Bundesliga it doesnt require any work from the german officials outside the club as they dont have to be registered to play there obviously. edit: heres the list if someone wants to have a look: http://www.bundesliga.de/media/native/autosync/55-11-12.pdf

Tweeted yesterday somthing like "I'm in talks.... all I say for now..." He doesn't use twitter. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g37FzEslhcM/TWgzH7Avm7I/AAAAAAAADGY/ET59LkLlTB8/s1600/antique+typewriter.jpg Pretty much.

Tweeted yesterday somthing like "I'm in talks.... all I say for now..." He doesn't use twitter.

Damn he's a hottie.

Ouch...Villarreal robbed there. Ref failed to play the advantage

Rubin Kazan is buying both Eremenko's. €13m for Roman and free transfer for Alexei Jr.