Beren

Holding and Ospina not covering themselves in glory.

Looks like the right decision without seeing the replay. Massive set of balls

Ffs he was 55/1!

Arsenal are betting the house on scoring a second

Azpilicueta and Bellerin next goal scorer (withdrawn the rest before I make more daft bets on insane odds)

Gerrin! Alexis had the longest odds of my Costa Hazard Alexis spread.

Why do they call Welbeck a forward? I mean, who are they kidding? I like him FWIW.

Nothing about this anthem I like

Eh? You have no idea what his rationale behind it is....... do you? If you can give me any rationale that I won't think's pathetic, I'm all ears. you're a character KI

This. Absolute bargain for £43m (given today's prices). Fucking Guardiola man.

I completely agree, being a back up international player always looked like a shit deal to me. Flying all over the place checking out Georgia and Moldova's benches when you could be at home doing something you enjoy, and it will be much worse if you have a family. This is true, but then again you could apply that logic to any situation where a player doesn't get exactly what they want. You're still representing your county at the end of the day. Not in a mean way, but so what? He's made a personal decision not to pursue it further. Being a pro footballer doesn't bind you to being senselessly patriotic to the detriment of everything else you want from life. If he's not enjoying it, or doesn't want to do it - for whatever reason - that's his prerogative. It's not like permanently committing to be a parent then washing your hands of the child!

We've had about 7 or 8 in my lifetime I've hated Pardew and Souness more, for example, but annoyance is a different category. I'd say he was more annoying than McClaren for example.

In his shoes, I'd have done the same. Can't think of many managers more annoying than Chris Coleman. If you're not getting a game or enjoying it, and you'll get cut for tournaments at the drop of a hat, I'd rather have my free time back when off club duty too.

Eh? You have no idea what his rationale behind it is....... do you?

Zouma? Nah. No. Nar. No way man. Still healthily sceptical about it all but sounds good. I don't believe it but Zouma would be amazing. Might get some goals from centre back Hopefully the camera cuts to Pardew crying when it happens. Not getting carried away or owt

I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty fucking jealous that's before the girls and drugs...

Impressed he's had the integrity to not select Wazza

Romero needs some more hair gel like

One rule for Wesley Snipes, and another for Lionel Messi....

Hope he doesn't become a pundit. Would be so embarrassing for the industry. Smart move for his health tbh. Hope not to hear or see from him for a long, long time.

If he doesn't inherit a solid defensive unit he's fucking useless

Ugh. Moyes didn't even wait for a payoff. Daftie. Oh well. One more bad managerial appointment and they're in the wilderness for a while. Do your stuff sunderland.

Incredibld mate

Retrospective ban for diving if it leads to a sending off or penalty. From next season.