Beren

Knew it'd be someone not hitting it properly.

Daaaayum

How did England end up here?

That's a lovely pen.

Kane, ice in his veins. Respect to him no matter what.

Trippier and Dier

At least some of the shite who take weak shots are off. Hope they put their laces through the ball.

Maybe next year x4

Hope they don't score on the break here.

Free header

Played Rose

Mina has played really well.

Best chance of qualifying is pens

Precious little good football played by England today.

Really bad job on the far post.

This is not a football match

This is great. England have so many useful cunts: Alli, Ashley Young, Maguire.

Colombians are going full on mental

Colombia

England need to play to the whistle second half. Few times they seem spoiled by having had a decent ref vs Panama, during that first half!

England to win 3-2 40/1

Sterling feels so unthreatening. No confidence in him to ever use the ball decisively.

Wally hasn't even blinked during this game.

Wasn't a fan of Japan at the start of the tournament, but they really won me over. I do wonder whether other sides underestimate them, and how much that plays to their advantage. Belgium really stood off for the second goal and were beautifully punished.