Beren

Someone who has access write "John Carver" in their "Who do we get?" thread please.

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Relieved they're both out. Hope Arsenal win.

I'd love if that were so but they have a strong squad full of individuals who can pull his stones out of the fire IMO. Strong for this current league anyway. Think they'll be in serious threat in 2016/17 though.

After I saw the Villa score on Livescore, I went to the BBC website and for some reason genuinely expected to see the headline "Aston Villa score two goals in one game"

They love an own goal like.

Mehdi talks about the possibility of NUFC winning games as if it's somehow doing something completely out of the ordinary. It's like he's describing the law of averages ffs

You'd also get a lot of "to what end? Wearing a ribbon won't change Ashley, and what if everyone thinks we're deluded Geordies and xyz..."

Racking up a fair amount of daft quotes in his short tenure.

We're shite so he's fine for NUFC and its ambitions, and he may even look like a bit of a diamond whilst embedded in the dollop of poo that is the team, but there's no way he's a top player IMO. This goals per minute stat is misleading. Wonder what it is if you factor in his season long drought? he'll go through spells of good poaching but his overall play is shocking and he's capable of extended periods of shit poaching, offsides and smiling annoyingly when he fails to trouble opposing centre halves or remind them he's still on the pitch. Nah, not for me.

I'm gonna disagree with that. Cowardly sub obviously but Cabella had been hopeless all night and was fading. Cabella was awful. He wasn't alone in this, though, in fairness.

Think that's me for the season tbh. Not watching another Newcastle game. Complete waste of time. See you in 2015/16. Maybe.

Pardew will be golden at Palace for ages. Enough talent in Bolasie, Puncheon, Zaha and Gayle to mask his many, many deficiencies.

Freekick ahead of our penalty box. EVERYONE FORWARD!

Waiting to get beat.

Bolasie on for the left back :lol:

Bingo

He was trying to pass.

What a ball by Janmaat

Hahahahahah

Have that you cunt!

Interesting gambit from Carver. Make the side's short passing game so ineffective and abhorrent to watch that the fans will be grateful when long-ball football is adopted.