It's like Greece vs the zombie cast of the Walking Dead.
Pretty sure the Greek keeper could beat all 10 outfield players with a Fifa-style mazy run from the back.
Deepest sigh of the day, that - and I spent a good part of the day with a woman who pronounced jalapenos with a hard 'j', and spoke about them frequently.
Costa Rica very much playing like this is unchartered territory, going very direct for a second goal (which is actually kinda great to watch), instead of being a bit cuter and making Greece work hard to get the ball back.