Beren

Papiss Ceases to look like a footballer more like.

I feel almost exactly the same way about Obertan, except I don't Obertan to play on the right.

how do the Chronicle know that? If only Pardew knew how much he was loathed, the bright lights of London would be so much more appealing. Palace fans haven't had a fair crack at hating him yet.

No one ever seems to drive it low across the face of goal when they get in round defences. Always wafted efforts (to our non-existent Bierhoff/Ferdinand/Klose front three) or side-footed balls which are easily dealt with.

Not macho enough. Cesaro swing.

Ethi reincarnated.

With an expletive that ends in "off" or not at all, for me.

Sick of those late sickeners.

Culture of losing.

Demba Ba loved that dinked ball over the top

We're knackered. Shame, MYM and Willo could have done with a confidence boost - they've done alright until the last 10 minutes or so.

We're really not well suited to crossing atm. Don't know why we persist with it. By all means get round the fullbacks but Cisse isn't getting the beating of anyone in the air.

Stop passing to Cisse ffs

Oooooof course.

Could probably do with clearing the stand behind whichever goal it's at for health and safety reasons. If he smiles after he misses a pen, I swear...

So far off.

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Anita man ffs

SECRET WEAPON.

Corner - now they're in for it. Here comes Willo.

Bottom of the fair play league year after year Life is a cruel joke, Fenham. A cruel fucking joke.

Nice guys Newcastle