Beren

4-4

Man City away, next! *gulp*

That's the nail in the coffin, that. Deserving of an impactful wrestling move gif (which you'd hate) like a jackhammer or a pump-handle slam.

Wonder if Ashley is going to use the money he recouped from MASH Holdings to buy up the local press

Include the most insightful posts off here, and also neesy's "prontonise" post and a few bimpy gifs for fun.

Was the Time4Change thing a one-off?

Don't understand, could you rephrase this in the form of a Venn Diagram please?

It's Time4change, time to prontonise the fans into action.

:lol:

Can you blame him? Look how ugly this sentence is when he tries something a touch more complex:

I'd be very interested to read humourous dissections of club propaganda, or analysis of why we're shit, or match reports which are reflective of what actually happened etc - don't read what they write now or their boilerplate quotes from the club!

Wonder what it will take to get the crowd to turn (through non-attendance or vocally at games), and whether a more hostile media would help.

Top! [for a week, anyway]

12th May 2013 - last time we came from behind to win in the PL 167 days 1st October 2011 - last time we scored from a corner in the PL 756 days 2nd February 2013 - last time Beren was impressed with Newcastle for 90 minutes in the PL 255 days

GW10: Newcastle v Chelsea Fulham v Man Utd Hull City v Sunderland Man City v Norwich Stoke City v Southampton West Brom v Crystal Palace West Ham v Aston Villa Arsenal v Liverpool Everton v Tottenham Cardiff City v Swansea

Wheres your stats marra? Won an astounding 76% of coin tosses with Pardew in charge - which is more than even Sir Bobby. He's making a very impressive pie chart right now.

Poor from Soldado that

This is baffling - despite enjoying quips about France never having won a war/surrendering etc, there's nothing intrinsic to being foreign/French which makes you bad, uncommitted or whatever. You can't just lump all foreigners in together like that, it's fucking ludicrous If you have gripes with certain individuals, name and shame those individuals!

Would be great if they did though. Just expose/plaster the NUFC bollocks in the press

[Well, you have to laugh otherwise...]

Any post-match comments yet?

This is very true. He is the definition of spineless, with no conviction in anything he does, or any faith in his players. If he stumbles on to something, and it works, he'll keep doing it until it doesn't work and then he'll change to something else. So aimless and rudderless. No professional pride or integrity. There are no redeeming qualities about him, really. I know that in decades to come, I'm going to hate talking about this generation of football because people will slag off the likes of Sissoko, HBA and probably others too -and each performance and the reaction to these players after every performance is like propaganda before my very eyes - "HBA is overrated" etc., as though quality players are like wind-up toys that you can wind-up and drop into any position on the pitch in any function and expect them to drive forward at breakneck speed, operating in isolation from what's around them. Ungodly infuriating. I'd rather we had no talented players than watch them under Pardew sometimes, I really do. We concede today and just panic, trying long shot after long shot. Individuals taking on too much by themselves getting crowded out, getting kicked and hacked by the neanderthal mackems. So fucking brainless. There's no point thinking about which individuals we can sign in the summer, what personnel we should deploy from game to game etc because it honestly won't matter if Pardew is at the helm.