Beren

Pen to Villa.

Like HBA's vs Everton, actually.

Charles Barkley from downtown.

I'm not sure he's that good going forward either mate But let's not take it away from him, it was a cracking goal

Bet it was much easier to miss the rebound from that angle than it looked. Good on him. Bit of a parting of the sea from Everton though. Shades of Maradona vs England, no one really willing to commit to a meaty challenge.

Bit of a flukey run in parts, but good stuff!

Golazo Norwich!

Neither side creating much goal threat, but getting into nice spaces.

Still on crack.

Where is Snodgrass, man?

Reckon Norwich-Everton will be the pick of the 3 o'clocks. Southampton could be the one that gets the away win.

My pick last year was Revolution. A decent pick, but couldn't count on Barnes23 being a fucking savant.

No problems, Fumaca. Forgot to submit my prediction that I think George Costanza will win the Prediction League this year. I thought this before I realised he got three points in the first fixture.

What if Cech keeps two blanks Then he paid too much

Just realised Pulis isn't wearing trackies. Well, I never.

Scouse bellends.

Walters is a fucking awful penalty taker. Why do they still let him take 'em?!

Oh well. Extra points for Mignolet I guess.

Hope Stoke score, if Liverpool aren't gonna win -1

How blatant was that?

"Best to minimise paperwork for afterwards, innit"

Shot of the season

Liverpool get a second effing goal?

Except that every single FF team in the world has Mignolet on it. No need to hurt my feelings, man.

Begovic done really well there.