Beren

The referees not giving anything to Shola will irritate me.

In all seriousness, we still have a chance. Hope we get out of the blocks quickly and have confidence on the ball from the off. Really, super important for us to settle quickly.

Hahahahaha. Hahahah. Haha. Ha. Oh, that's real.

Please wear your shooting boots today, Papisto.

Knockout European football

Swedish club. Same thing. There are more pigs than people in Denmark. We're not the same thing.

Footballing equivalent of "I went to LA and had a threesome with Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis".

Surprised it was as many as three tbh! Barcelona are a wonderful team - easily the best of the era (well, d'uh) - and it almost denigrates the reality of how good they are by people (mainly in the media) making excuses for them for last night, instead of giving Milan the credit they deserve. I would kill to see how this Barcelona team would fare in a different/better era of football.

Had a dream that Haidara had a Heitinga moment (cf vs West Brom, recently) and cost us a goal. Want for us to progress so badly.

Not even taking the piss (this time) but that's not defence-minded enough for Pardew.

I'm only winding you up fella

Last night was blates the first time he's ever heard of Bayern Munich

Every word is spot on

2-0!!! FUCKING CLASS

So good to see a decent defensive performance in this era of horrible defences

Timewaste and troll them into submission, Milan!

Long ball Barca tbh

Class

Look organised. If only they had Gareth Bale, they could win this with a breakaway goal.

Find this rather enjoyable tbh

Maybe next year.

Also, Rosicky. He's the big man for the big game. Got my backing.