Beren

This one's a beaut

LuaLua still on the bench.

Deductible, though - he must be kicking some of that back elsewhere

Highest paid player in football now though. Who was it before? Tevez on £250k p/w was it?

Still on. St Pauli won in injury time. Keep the dream alive! Seems so plausible.

No holding midfielder? Fine then: Obertan Colo Vuckic Marveaux In all seriousness, think could Gosling could fare well as the deeper lying midfielder of the two.

Obertan Gosling Vuckic Marveaux Ba Best

Be nice to see if Ba and Best can establish any rapport up front together, so I'd like to see them start ideally.

vs Tottenham Richards Lescott Kompany Clichy Yaya De Jong Barry Milner Silva Balotelli

FFS, Man City are insane. I think they've hit the point where they're buying players to deprive other teams of them rather than for themselves! Front 6: Silva Yaya De Jong Nasri Tevez Dzeko With Aguero and Johnson on the bench. And don't even get me started on SWP, Barry and Milner!

Jarvis got 12 points He actually got 14.

Class goal by Cavani.

Teams in the table already beginning to shuffle into the eventual final standings order, bar a few wild exceptions (Spurs, Everton, Wolves, Arsenal)

Not especially.

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Sunderland could do with a striker like that. Or Bent. Or Jones.

Still can't get over Lennon's rabbit-in-the-headlights moment "YES! FUCK YES! I made it... I finally made it to the by line... now what "

"You want to keep the referee out of any major decisions at Old Trafford - it's hard enough as it is"

Nauseating commentary. How patronising are they to Spurs!

Man Utd leaving their foot in a lot, referee doing nowt as usual, and commentators with a muted silence reminiscent of 1984.

Don't joke, man.

Your stream is really slow.

I doubt he drove there tbf. And if you wanted to continue partying, what better place than Holland. He's ball's deep as we speak.