chicago_shearer

Get the fuck in

Haha. Brilliant.

Impressive half, should be up by more. Would be nice to continue playing football in the second half and not do the usual panic defending.

Scintillating.

Hate Perez so much

I wish there was some way Rafa could have subbed McTominay and Bailly back on. Maybe for Martial. That would have made a real difference I think.

Feels scripted at times. One-sided Premier League referees, Premier League pundits entirely focused on their Jose/Pogba soap opera storylines while your group of mediocre bargain players lift themselves for 45 min before getting overwhelmed by £150m of attacking talent who decided to turn up in the second half.

God damn you Diame

You fuming at Muto's handball as well like? Not sure it was as blatant as Youngs. The fact that it somehow ended up a goal kick is what I can’t get over.

Still fuming about that Young handball that magically ends up a goal kick. Wasn’t mentioned once at half time on this broadcast. Second half will probably be a struggle, Fellaini will score etc. and that shambles will be forgotten.

That is blatant cheating

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Absolutely no need to concede that corner either. If Kenedy and Shelvey are planning on playing like this all year why even bother.

Shelvey has been awful

We won’t win any games without Shelvey.

Even Cardiff created chances against this lot. This has been awful.

Performance was about as good as this squad is going to get against this opponent and without Shelvey. If Ki was instead a quality Premier League signing that cost actual money and not a free backup then maybe you have a little bit more of the ball and create a few extra chances.

Working hard and looking well organized. What’s missing is the quality signings and squad investment that hasn’t been made.

Getttttt in

Watching this and it’s so strange that neither commentator has mentioned Bournemouth having 24% possession.

Well that was shit.

You can probably play 5 at the back and counter with better players and have a lot more than 10% of the ball? If you could tactically make Diame or Ki a bit more like Jorginho or tactically transform Murphy into Hazard, definitely do that. But it might be the squad is just bad.

I was looking forward to seeing what Dummett would do with that

Straight red for that. Fuck off.

God this is shit