Karjala

very suprised, thought a loan to a Championship/League 1 would have been a good move. Good luck to him. Personally didnt think he was gonna be good enough either, but a good tryer who didnt let us down.

Yeah, changing our name to Newcastle FC too...

only £25 in Tesco/Asda, and you'll be able to bore yourself silly with the SSN 30min loop all day long!

Viduka is about to sign for us on a free too...

SSN BREAKING NEWS: Mackems sign Georgi Georgiadis for £2.7m

BBC confirm it: 1920: Barcelona have confirmed that the sale of Ronaldinho to Newcastle United (£2m + Pattison) has fallen through due to Ronaldinho failing a weight assessment, after he refused to take off his head scarf. BBC

Wiki said 5mins back Ronaldinho had signed for the toon, but its changed now... must have failed his medical or summit.

Cool!

You can also write them straight onto this forum, and put "BBC" underneath.

1849: Newcastle United announce the captures of Beye, Faye, Juninho, Riquelme & Van Nistelrooy. However, Matty Pattison has gone out of the exit door, his destination - local rivals scumderland. BBC

1836: Barcelona have just told us Deco and Eidur Gudjohnsen that they are free to move to Newcastle United. Their spokesman confirmed. "Its a dream move for the pair, and we wish them all the best on Tyneside." BBC.CO.UK

Emerton would be a decent signing as a replacement for Nobby. Nowt special, does a job and gets a few goals a season.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/HabibBeye_468x340.jpg http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/3457683.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193F669B259AB992A04D6AEB0ACDF29482EBA216DF7D07C0076 23 seems to be his usual number, have to get rid of Shola then...

Earnshaw was £3.5m, has scored a few Premiership goals, and he is second only to Thierry Henry as the player with the best goals-to-minutes ratio in Premiership history. Chopra cost £5m, Jones £6m

Will have to keep at least 15 clean sheets to give them a chance of staying up.

Any chance of Pavel Nedved leaving Juve?

Larrys Mabiala (PSG -> Plymouth on loan)

We are all hoping for a 3rd signing, cos we know the Beye and Faye ones are as good as done, and we all wonna sit up til midnight hoping a 3rd one will come along....

1455 Another line from Marca hits the spot with confirmation coming through that Thiago Motta set to join Atletico Madrid

woooooosh

Not saying owt we didnt know, but still a fuckin legend for saying it!

Ameobi out, Crouch in

on the wrong forum mate

"Wait hang on a minute Alfie Haaland has just been spotted on a bicycle heading to Sunderland"