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I want Manure to beat AC, might be one of the few toon fans who appreciates what Man U do in football, and the fact that they are competing with moneybags Chelski. Hated them a few year back, and always hate them when we play them tho... Dont want either of Liverpool or Chelsea to win. Hate Italian footy, and Italian footy fans.

Hope Bramble doesnt read this, or he probably will...

Saw Bramble in the Early Learning Centre playing with the train set by the window.

No doubt some high profile lawyer will get him off with a £250 fine.

Burridge used to be down Durham Ice Rink every weekend, wrapped up in a sleeping bag behind the goal watchin his kid play. Also he supposedly watched MOTD with his keepers kit on!

Least i agree with him on something

The Scholes thing certainly used to be true, not sure about now tho

non-toon, but i used to see Kevin Kyle in ASDA Spennymoor every Friday night, i honestly think i was the only one who recognised him. His bird was half-tidy, and he was always buying the cheap brands, which is probably a positive point on him. Also saw him in American Golf, buying half the shop.

So, in six years: APP: 131, GOALS: 14, ASSISTS: 14 How many players in the Prem, earning less than Dyer, have produced better stats than that over the last six years? On his day (usually against weak oppo at SJP) Dyer is great, but far far too often he produces absolutely nothing, no matter what position he plays in.

He'll be flying by the time England play their friendlies in the summer

Warren Barton was once driving his car behind our school bus, needless to say all the mackem kids were giving him no end of jip, but he totally ignored it while talking on his phone, then when one of us put our NUFC bag in the back window to show him some of were toon fans, he gave a big grin and a wink.

Anyone have the statistics table of App's, Goals and Assists by Dyer for each season he's been with us? I dare say Robert created more in 2 seasons than Dyer has in his last 5 seasons.

Saw Phillipe Albert in The Strawberry, using the bogs, the days before he was 'Half Time Hero' vs Man U in the 2-6 game.

CORRECTED - Feyenoord away.

When?

ah yeah, i saw Cort in Sea a few times, with that crowd - Dyer and Quinn, along with the Frenchies i mentioned before. Cort was an absolute monster of a size... always a big disapointment his injury record, as he looked good evert time we actually managed to get a game out of him. Could have been an ideal replacement for Shearer, alongside Bellend, but it didnt work out.

hehehe nice!

First of all i dont believe the rumour. Dyer is picking up money that he wont pick up at any other club who would want him, pretty much in the world. Dyer also knows he's got a unstable relationship with fans due to his previous exploits and i dont think he would come out and say he wants to leave, further pi**in the fans off. Plus, if he thinks we are getting worse and worse, where else is he gonna play for a team thats getting better n better, and is better than us? Not many clubs. If it is true, which i really hope it is, i'd flog him for anything above £3m. He owes NUFC fans a lot, picks up ridiculous money, is usually injured and when he does play, he is mostly ineffective. He is not a striker, not a right winger, and many people on here wouldnt have him in a starting CM position, so i dont know where he should play! I wrote on another thread, that i think NUFC is 'just part of life' for Dyer n Bungle, and they'll be desperate to stay, for what they get and what they give in return. IF Bungle is leaving, maybes Dyer will miss his best mate and want to leave too? PLEASE BE TRUE!

Bungle gets about like! Anyone reckon Dyer n Bramble are just set in their ways with NUFC now, best mates, play every other weekend, go down the quayside most weeks etc... Bungle will be absolutely desperate to get a new contract, and Dyer will be lost without his marra. Hope to f*ck Bungle doesnt get one, but ive got this horrible feeling he will.

7 wins in 18 home games... shockin.

Good performance, one of the best of the season. Still doesnt hide the face weve been awful too many times this season, and 7 wins out of 18 home games is bloody terrible! Harper 7 Solano 7 Bramble 8 Taylor 9 Carr 8 Dyer 7 Emre 7 Butt 7 Milner 8 Martins 7 Sibierski 6 Young Carroll seems to have a lot of confidence.

Must be some feeling for Carroll, running on the pitch at SJP, against Chelsea... "Number 39 Andy Carrollllll..." with 50k geordies roaring your name!

Terry is a f*ckin pr*ck.

toon will start sh*ttin themselves now, random awful defending etc...

chelsea startin all the moaning and diving... ferriera and terry. you just know they'll get a winner :-(