Disco

This is chaotic fun.

Balkan lads love a plum brandy and gravel sesh pre game.

Pressure has been relentless the last 10-15 mins.

Did he give him the eyes? Can’t be sure having listened to Drossy on comms.

If they hadn’t have won the WC last time out I’d probably have some one a bit more niche (probably Pablo Aimar) but that coupled with everything else he did has probably brought me more joy than anything not Newcastle related.

Croatia getting what the deserve for having their checks too big.

Italy: Quagliarella France: Robert Spain: Iniesta Holland: van Basten Brazil: Big Joe Argentina: Messi

Seem to remember he scored a good goal in the last WC. Possibly against Canada. Seems to be if you’re Croatian and even half decent you get a boat load of caps. Slim pickings I guess.

The wehateSerbsico has been decent so far.

Geeedup Albania off to a flyer again. Nice goal but keeper not covering himself in glory.

Who’s the German fella in the studio?

Croatia 2-1 Albania Germany 2-0 Hungary Scotland 0-2 Switzerland Slovenia 0-1 Serbia Denmark 1-2 England Spain 2-1 Italy Slovakia 1-1 Ukraine Poland 1-2 Austria Netherlands 1-2 France Georgia 1-2 Czechia Turkey 1-2 Portugal Belgium 2-1 Romania

I feel a bit sorry for Cowan as she knows her stuff but she talks through her nose and has become quickly omnipresent across my media so it’s only ever getting more grating. Also working with the drain on society that is Danny Murphy can absolutely not be an enjoyable experience.

Mad to think he used to get off his chops on coke. Someone with crack that bad should be automatically barred from that sort of activity.

Hoberto Martinez making game changing subs to win the game there.

Sad to see Honaldo costing his country again in the Euros.

Wheeeeey!

What a wanker

João Og pulls it level

How does he sound like he’s lived over here his whole life?

Czech that out!

BBC z listing this fixture with this Comms team. Deary me.

An underrated anthem from the Portuguese.

Camera shaking after a goal is unrivalled for me.

Worra game. Pide lads making a mockery of the Khachapuri losers.