DJ_NUFC

Yep, I'm at a 10 now.

Er, a fit Cisse would've dragged us out of the relegation zone by now, just like he has for the last 2 seasons.

He's done this all season actually. Either doesn't have the brain or is too lazy to position himself like a natural striker should.

This has to be the absolute worst, most pathetic, incompetent and unprofessional relegation in the history of the Premier League. We had an entire fucking new season to fix last year's mistakes, tons of money to spend apparently, and we're still going down Un-fucking-believable.

We need to stop apologizing to the Mitro police. At this point our balls are firmly stapled to the wall and his misses have played a huge part in getting us there. I love the kid but enough is fucking enough with this rampant attack on free speech around here.

Class (horrific) flashbacks there, *shudder*.

We've been saying that all season

Worst 'finisher' we've had since Andreas Anderssen.

"Needs more time, this lad." We'll be saying that until we're fucking down.

I hope the crowd chanted his name.

Saivet, Shelvey and Townsend. Fuck me, we deserve to go down.

I think we're down, lads.

When was the last time we used Perez alone up top away from home? Where is the thinking here? And seriously, Dummett and Townsend down the left look like the fucking chuckle brothers right now. We sign a winger and we drop our CF

What did he say? I'm so sick of these cuckold managers we keep hiring. Everton are ace- brilliant, murdered us for 1st 20mins at sjp. got one of the best strikers in Europe- Everton, Everton, Everton,.... us 'chuckle'. Ugh.

What did he say? I'm so sick of these cuckold managers we keep hiring.

Those mean fans at Watford hurt his feelings, so much so that the thousands we pay him per week and the superhot model he has at home couldn't lift him out of the dumps. I liked the kid and wanted him to be given an extended run in the team, but if he actually wanted to jump ship then there's no excuse, even if he was booed by a section of our neanderthal fans.

Cuntface, it's February and you're still in the relegation zone. You're a f***ing s*** manager, and we don't even know if you know how to make use of all these players (the jury's still out on the signings themselves). The squad as we have it should be nowhere near 18th. Maybe 16th, but definitely not 18th. I don't think he reads the forum fella. that reminds, didn't Pardew say in an interview this season he read "Criticism online" during his time here. God if he read here (hopefully he did) Just in case you do Alan, it's always good to wear headphones when you're out and about round the busy tramlines of Croydon I hope he gets robbed by one of the refugees relocated in the Croydon area, goes on a portrait-video rant against 'dem immigantz' and the liberal Southern media finally sees him for the slime that he is.

interesting that steve, seeing as he's hardly f***ing played He might have seen him in training and stuff. well he said the league, not the country in general or training, but yeah it's possible the players are all kicking fuck out of each other in training to the extent that florian has run home scared like the frenchman that he is

Cuntface, it's February and you're still in the relegation zone. You're a fucking shit manager, and we don't even know if you know how to make use of all these players (the jury's still out on the signings themselves). The squad as we have it should be nowhere near 18th. Maybe 16th, but definitely not 18th. Far, far away from 18th..... like 16th :lol: I'm realistic in my expectations

Cuntface, it's February and you're still in the relegation zone. You're a fucking shit manager, and we don't even know if you know how to make use of all these players (the jury's still out on the signings themselves). The squad as we have it should be nowhere near 18th. Maybe 16th, but definitely not 18th.

Must feel good to badger everyone around with the blunt force of hindsight. Garde would still have done decently at a club that wasn't the abortion that is Aston Villa. And everyone was simply going by previous achievements and track record, and Garde trumps McC every time. That's not true at all, Garde just doesn't have much of a CV to critique, other than doing a reasonable job at Lyon. However you look at it, at the time, in most people's eyes, there was no question of anyone preferring McClaren over Garde. Regardless of how you gauge each of their records. In my books, what he did with Lyon was far better than what McClaren's achieved and at least it was someone younger and on the up and up, as opposed to someone who'd been sacked from Derby. Winning the Eredivisie with FC Twente was a big achievement, irrespective of how patchy the rest of McClaren's CV is. What's Garde ever done that comes close? I was under the impression he won one of the titles for Lyon, but a bit of Wikiiing has proved me wrong. So fair enough, McC has a better CV, but I'd still have taken Garde over McC due to the other reasons I stated above, not simply the CV. Like I said, hindsight is 20/20, and it's not like we're tearing up the fucking league with McC.

Unbelievable over here... http://memecrunch.com/meme/5FH/not-sure-if-serious-fry/image.png

The black De Jong (lol, pick whichever one!), Carroll, Dean Ashton, etc. Edit: The above is meant as a joke, before the joke-police come around with their dildos.