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Lascelles looking every bit the two bit championship defender he never was.

Perez's header I want the Seinfeld meme where he's leaving the theater. Fuck me.

We aren't out of the shit and possibly still contenders for going down and this is what McClaren serves up after 4 points from two games. Man is fucking clueless.

Perez making an impact, surprise surprise, and Gouffran bottled it, surprise. I hate McClaren as much as Carver

McC needs to be shot. This is what happens when you pay peanuts to hire monkeys. Manager after manager it's some clueless fucking git. Treble over us by fucking Watford

It's getting to the point where we are all running out of excuses for why Mitro doesn't do the very basic things a striker should be able to do in the Sunday league let alone Belgium or England: like just before half time, why not even attempt to make it to the far post? Everyone and their dog could see janmaat putting it there.

Good thing the club has decided we have enough defenders and don't need to sign an actual LB.

I thought he was back? Anyway, fuck you

Keep mentioning it, it's great reading McC hasn't deployed him as an attacker at all, for some reason thinks he is a wingback. Shouldn't be on the pitch at LB at all, he keeps putting us under pressure. We need him in front of Dummett if you ask me. Or Thauvin ahead of Dummett. But in he absence of Dummet maybe Mbabu? You are aware hes playing there as everyone else is injured right? He hasnt randomly decided to do it You are aware I had a sentence I addressed that in, the very last one?

Keep mentioning it, it's great reading McC hasn't deployed him as an attacker at all, for some reason thinks he is a wingback. Shouldn't be on the pitch at LB at all, he keeps putting us under pressure. We need him in front of Dummett if you ask me. Or Thauvin ahead of Dummett. But in he absence of Dummet maybe Mbabu?

can't understand it, swap colback for Saivet and possibly Aarons at LB One motherfucking win and McClaren pulls a fancy Dan Guardiola bullshit. Just keep it fucking simple if it's working man!

Terrible so far from McClaren. Should've kept the same team as last two weeks and only swapped Colback. This system is a mess.

Needs time to get used to the goal size in England.

All of this. Bang on.

Perez dropped after scoring in the last game? Or did he pick up a knock? Wtf is going on?

I guess the thinking was that he's a relatively big lad who happens to be somewhat quick with his feet, too, so may do well in the Prem. But his shots have seemed as weak as LdJ's. His overall play has been okay, but we need to stop signing strikers who can't bang'em in.

Carr's worst signing? It's not like his and Gouff's records were stellar in France.

Fantastic, will be sharing this on the old social media.

Tony Pulis (who is a more than decent manager) isn't playing Berahino because he's a disruptive git with a terrible attitude. The kid can be as talented as anyone, it doesn't matter though, it'll be the same as Ben Arfa. The first sign of it not going well, he'll be sulking and going on strike. No thanks. For that sort of money the club should stick a cheeky bid in for Vardy (am not assuming he'd want to come here, just that Leicester might listen to an offer of that size), quickest player in the league. Would be a perfect partner for Mitrovic. My word you are thick. Quite the opposite pal. Making a bid for Berahino is as out there as a bid for Vardy, the only difference being that West Brom want to sell because Berahino is a disruptive git. So what exactly is so thick with the statement? Or are you going to blame dyslexia on not reading my post properly? I should clarify, I did not suggest Ben Arfa went on strike but he did have a bad attitude, trained poorly and was inept in many games he played in. My comparison to Berahino is based purely on attitude. I don't resort to namecalling on this forum much but former poster has it spot on, this has to be one of the thickest #trump2016 posts on here in a while.

Right, someone who has proven he can score regularly in the Prem is a myth. One of whom just signed for Soton; and there are a myriad of others we could potentially poach / unsettle. Pretty sure someone over 25 in a foreign league with a physique or technique built for the Prem will also be scoring more, like how we found cisse from Germany. What I'm saying it, it boils down to signing experienced strikers and not kids to lead the line. Love Mitro but he was never gonna be the answer for a team trying to survive.

Fantastic lately, tbh. Credit when credit's due.

A class above everyone on the pitch the last few games. He's absolutely on a different level to everyone around him, much like HBA was. But he's of course different in terms of his strengths, if he sticks around he's Captain material for a long time.

One of our best, most composed and intelligent players, but he's young, new to the league, and hope that as he matures he cuts out these silly mistakes. I love him, tbh.

Yep, what others have said. One of my fave toon players since he's joined but he's absolutely dogshit as a finisher. A team trying to stay up shouldn't be relying on someone so green to lead the line and bang them in to keep them up. An abortion of a signing in that context, as he needs a genuine finisher ahead of him in the pecking order while he adjusts to this league, or next to him, banging in those chestballs and headers. Incredibly frustrating to watch him in front of goal, I'm constantly yelling "shoot you bastard!"