Decky

Messi is a fucking joy to watch.

Terrible was massively OTT on my part tbf.

What are you on about? Missed a chance and misplaced a pass, but the front three is on fire tonight. Terrible is a bit harsh, but he's messed up a few things so far. Maybe it's because the other 2 are playing so well, I dunno.

Neymar's playing terrible here.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=825784710900396&set=vb.338233632988842

We could quiet easily finish about 7th or higher too if we invested in a centre back and another forward this month. Literally all we have is the league now and Ashley will be happy to see the season run out with us finishing 10th. All we have as fans now is the hope that'll we'll have some sort of freak run of form with the limited squad we have.

Just had a double fried egg sarnie myself. It's such an underrated sandwich. It's fucking brilliant.

These people are all the same. Post utter nonsense on a public forum with absolutely no proof then get on the defensive big time when questioned. It's ridiculous. Do they expect people to just accept their shit and not question it?

@Jonhopeofficial · 1h 1 hour ago I can 100% confirm to all #NUFC fans a takeover is happening and you will be a happy bunch! It has no involvement of mine, no reason 2 lie So many retweets too ffs.

Remi Garde isn't in Newcastle but in London, where he'll hold talks with the English club.

WAT Said he was handing out fines to the players all the time basically.

I thought it was common knowledge that he was in talks with us, or have missed something?

All he does is compliment absolutely everyone. He's an opinion-less fucking bore

Pards will be out in London tonight with those glasses on for sure.

Prodigal son for fucks sake. What exactly did he do for them? Score a goal in a semi-final? What an absolute nothing club if ever there was on.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Carver and his fucking lip licking man.

Cabella gets his chance in a game where he'll have no chance to do anything. Typical.

Phil Thompson wants to see Carver get it. A supporter of another club wants Carver? I'm shocked.

Sunderland 0-2 Liverpool Burnley 2-1 QPR Chelsea 3-0 Newcastle Everton 0-2 Man City Leicester 2-0 Aston Villa Swansea 2-1 West Ham West Brom 2-1 Hull Crystal Palace 1-1 Spurs Arsenal 2-0 Stoke Man Utd 2-1 Southampton

Got Chelsea on -2. Shite value.

Alan Pardew interview with BBC Newcastle's United commentator Mick Lowes https://audioboom.com/boos/2782344-alan-pardew-interview-with-bbc-newcastle-s-united-commentator-mick-lowes

I'd love to see it but I can't see Chelsea joining us in the Championship next season.

Could see Van Gaal going for Krul is they got rid of De Gea.