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Owen seems to dislike Hazard...

Someone please take Owen's head off! Annoying voice of a cunt!

Not sure if my reply is quicker than Ronaldo's. But Mapou was brilliant in a DM position against Arsenal in the Champions League..

God! What is ParDie thinking??

Etoo might be a bit more intelligent than Saylor and Williamson....

What a mess...

Dummett and Saylor ahead of Mbiwa and Sissoko as captain

Sissoko's and Santons end product meeh

I wouldn't be shocked if he did ok there..

At least we don't have to see Shola start....

Imagine the meltdown in Santons head! Where the fuck does he cut inside now? Will be running across the pitch back and forth..

Showing once again what a poor first touch the man has..

Should try the tactic of resignation the cunt!

Shola needs time! He's only had like 600 years so far.

Shola probably starting...Jesus Fucking Christ....Offers absol..Fuck it..

What a disgusting manager.

How can Pardew allow the pass back to Krul who then hoooofs it to the opposition 9/10 only for us having to start defending again. I don't know how many fucking times this has happened during the season. One of our midfielders under pretty much no pressure at all passing the ball to one of our defenders who aslo under no pressure at all passes it to Krul who then hits the ball to fucking no one! A minor detail perhaps, but countless of times we've lost possession by doing this shit and it annoys me like hell!

And despite being at the helm for 3 years we've almost always found it tough to win games convincingly against poor sides despite having better players most times.

Only thing he does well is carrying the ball at times. Has some elegance to his play/touch. He's shit at the rest though!

He would still cut inside and fail to deliver quality from there.