TêteDeMaure

Press Conference 3pm thingy stopped being funny yesterday tbh.

just seen this!! what a camp little knob!!! Moving from Spurs to Sunderland is officially signing the "c*** no matter where I am" declaration. You're just about a week too late though. He's had his medical etc.

What happened to your nice jovial character Skirge?

Ditto, my heart actually sank.

yea you can get them done at the club shop oh yeah i see on the website! Can't find it?

Any pics??

What i don't get is, surely if this was true, and Mike Ashley being Mike Ashley, surely he would have sold the tea lady and all of sjp's furnishings to make his last mark. At least got rid of the players alot quicker, why accept a bid for Martins, then turn down a supposed 10million bid for someone he got for 500k? Non of this seems to fit with his character.

Thomo pet, if you don't care if anyone believes you, why are you continually trying to qualify yourself?

You are all mental.

I love all of the Haute Couture fashionistas in here like. Style in abundance.

Lets not get carried away with this please. I did talk to him for a few mins but he never said Mike was on the verge of taking the club off the market. He only hinted about it and only hinted about Mike appointing an experienced manager. Dont turn this into text message and please no one ring the Mirror about this one. WTF!?!?!?!?

I think Thomo will come on tonight or tuesday night, and report that his mate says there has been some kind of hitch may take another month.

He looks good, but he's never really done it in an international tournament, the CL or in one of the top three leagues in the world. Don't think he can go down as world class as it stands (mind I have only picked 4 players in the world). He is the jewel of French football (Zidane's words). Stick my neck out and say certainly the best player in the Bundesliga, would love him to come to England. Man United should buy him, he'd be the perfect replacement for Ronaldo. There certainly aren't many wingers better than him.

I think Ribery is world class.

In the end my friend reckons he got a pretty good grip on the language, and Robson considered Portugal his second home. Got another video but i stole it from a Portuguese news website, where he speaks it abit better, but it's still funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcYoEh29jf4&hl=en&fs=1& Watch from 1:38. Bobby giving a press conference. Note how he says Caput, when it's supposed to be acabou In Portugal they are demanding with regards to foreign managers speaking Portuguese, my friends said with Sir Bobby it didn't matter, the whole country took to him. A funny quote from my friend. SIR Manuel dit : Greame sounes speak very bad,Greame sounes is 1% of robson for everythings. Don't we all just know it aswell!

Found an absolute class video of him trying to do a press conference in Portuguese. In the end he says ''CAPUT'' it's not even a portuguese word! Are you allowed to upload a video that isn't youtube?

Tell me about it. I don't think i've ever felt like this awful about someone i don't physically know. That's the thing though, you feel like you do. Ditto, snots and all. One of those people that you never think will die.

If he has such a bad relationship with the press though, why does he bother telling them anything at all, even if it is all red herrings? Seems massively pointless.

Why though? I suppose they all have tbh. More an indication of our press.

Louis Van Gaal SIRRRRRR BOBBBYYYYYYYYYYY ROBSONNNNNNNNNNN. Tickled me, i know not why.

True... i honestly wasn't really that aware of the vitriol Sir Bobby received. I wasn't either.

http://www.zerozero.pt/video.php?id=29093 Lush tribute video from the Portuguese media. My Portuguese friend, Benfica supporter, is quite gutted.

His only other option is surely retirement.