TRon

Even Trippier now. It's catching.

Strange they haven't talked about Longstaff being absolute dogshit though.

Longstaff

We've got a couple more coming on in Joelinton and Botman. Hopefully they'll kick these little shits 12ft into the air over the last 20 mins.

One of the most embarrassing performances I've seen from an NUFC player in a long time. Looked like a rabbit in headlights for most of the game.

He's one of the few trying to play football man. We don't have to beat them at their own game, i.e. being shite.

Starting to open them up now.

What I said at half time basically. The extra touches are letting them get at us.

Get Lascelles off ffs, he's barely able to stand.

Who the fuck does this ref think he is? Sensei John Kreese from the Karate Kid?

Nice header anyway. Good solid contact.

Chris Wood's first touch more or less.

Yeah not his best showing by a long way. He's looked disctinctly Dummett-ish.

Darlow is one of the few who has done ok tbh.

Don't know which game you've been watching tbh. We've got players taking an extra touch and getting clobbered, passing to the wrong side of the player instead of front of them which gives them even less time to do anything with it. It's pretty awful football for the most part.

Dummett and Ritchie weren't far behind.

These being thugs withstanding, it's fairly clear that our back up squad as it stands is barely championship standard. I get that it's a smaller pitch, but that just makes the lack of ability on the ball stand out even more. Just looking at the starting line up it was hard to see where the football was going to come from. It's two teams of cloggers out there in reality, they are just a bit more aggressive than us. Our football isn't much better, that's for sure.

Dear me that was a dreadful challenge.

Ok I'll take it.

Not sure why Willock's getting so much stick, he's one of the few who doesn't look terrified of getting the ball.

Some truly awful football on display. A reminder of all our yesteryears.

Woohoo.

Anderson and Willock as well tbf, miles ahead of the rest.

Yeah exactly.

Well that was better football than anything we've produced.