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Same, but for some reason I think we'll get a result regardless. Wolves are a bit toothless, and I can see Eddie geeing the lads up to new heights as a result of the missing stars.

Christ, forgot about Lascelles getting his nose broke. That game was just an abomination.

Real Madrid in 12 months to be joined by Paqueta who will take the coin for a year in London before telling Moyes to piss off.

Man U CEO on the blower to PL officials innit?

Well at least we can bring Dummett off the bench if we need a goal.

Unfortunately they're harming everyone else in the process. Just shows how shit our transfer policy has been under Ashley, we can't give our players away, Everton for all how bad they were last season are raking in serious money for their best assets.

Pretty much what you would expect from Howe tbh. Isak was never going to start.

Ok I'm logging off before I blow my brains out.

If he can get past the warm up.

Could be in east London on Mission Divert to get Paqueta on the M1 north.

The Real Madrid thing was more of a two year scenario, not right now. I did say it was a paranoid take as well, so many replies means it has struck a nerve I think.

This sort of stuff is doing the rounds on social media, someone had to voice it. Now it's out there, what's the worst that can happen?

He's solid IMO. Not on Ando7 credible just yet, but until he's proven wrong I would take what he says seriously.

Yeah he's a good player, just not what we need. At least not for the stupid money Leicester are asking.

Off to West Ham to join with his compadres in London.

I still believe Mehrdad was in London to hijack West Ham's Paqueta deal. This could still have a happy ending, with Longstaff, Willock and Anderson overwhelming Wolves today in a shock turnaround from Wednesday night, perhaps revelling in the space afforded in a PL match.

Of course you do you fucking weirdo.

But he had those problems when Bruce was here, but he still did his job really well when he was actually on the pitch.

The thread's been bumped several times early on a Sunday morning. If that doesn't set alarm bells ringing I don't know what does.

Surprised there hasn't been more interest in Fedi tbh, he's always looked top class for us whenever he's been called on. What are teams so reluctant to take him on? Does he deal drugs or something?

Has Paqueta actually signed for West Ham officially? Bruno looks to me like an all or nothing guy, could well imagine he would be devastated to see his best mate in London when we all thought he would be here eventually. Maybe it's just paranoia, but hearing talk of Real Madrid interest in the last week hasn't helped.

We've got Lewis as well. I suppose the only worry would be that him and Manquillo haven't got great recent fitness records.

I'm one of those who thinks Darlow is not a bad no 2 by any means. Always felt he would make a decent no 1 keeper for a championship team and am somewhat surprised no club has took him off us. IMO he still looks better than some current premier keepers like the Bournemouth lad.

I'm just surprised so many people are familiar with typewriters. Must have a lot of Jagged Edge fans on here. Hopefully they don't keep their babies in the top cupboard shelf.

I never really got why there wasn't more of a rivalry between those two clubs. There's not that much distance between them, but their fans always seem more pissed off about Newcastle for some reason.