Shak

Literally nobody else fucking cares how this affects your fantasy teams lads. Fuck off.

Can't watch this. Fuck off.

This is the kind of thing that can happen when you have one good defender and a bunch of weak, ineffective CM's. We're permanently lubed up and ready for a great raping.

Can't believe we gave Colo a new contract. He's fucking done.

Really starting second halves well.

Fuck this life.

If Janmaat is onside it's absolutely fucking ridiculous. Can't believe they didn't give us a better replay.

Great half from us. This team could be something very exciting if we had some quality in CM.

Mbabu at fault for the goal tbh, played them on at the back post.

Fuck off.

Mbabu making that LB spot his own.

Cracking game tbf.

Fuck off Hart, you big tampon.

Nicely steered near post header from a cracking cross by Wijnaldum.

Think Janmaat was offside when Sissoko played it to him. That's definitely what it was given for, no replay mind.

Good save tbh, spread himself so well.

Yes!!!!

Mbemba is class man.

I like how Gouffran has been every bit as inept as we all knew he would be.

The worst thing in all this is that he's basically telling us that Wijnaldum is not viewed as a CM, neither is De Jong and Sissoko won't be played there either. We're basically gonna have to suffer 2 of Tiote, Colback and Anita for the rest of the season. And that's the best case scenario. Good thing we have De Jong, Thauvin, Perez, Sissoko and Wijnaldum all fighting for just three spots. So we'll be leaving at least two of them out each week. Keeps that promising little cunt Aarons right out of the picture too. Seriously, what an utterly shit club we support. Fuck us all.

Free bibles for everyone!

If he can serve as a backup to Mitrovic as the target man type he'd be an asset to the squad. He's pretty strong as far as I recall, willing to put himself about. Do people think he could do that? Must confess I'd never seen him play before he joined us and other than his awful finishing I don't remember much about how he played last season. If he's no use in that role then he's not worth keeping, we've plenty of much better options for playing out wide or just off the front man.

He's only been in the league for seven games, think he'll get more comfortable in that spot. Don't think he's looked great as a #10 either and if we're gonna have Perez and Mitro up top I'd prefer us to go with a leftie on the left and a right footed player on the right, give Mitro some service. Key would be getting a suitable partner in CM, someone who can do the majority of the ball winning and protect the back four. Neither Anita nor Colback are that player. Tiote is the only one who fits the bill, sadly for us though I think he's wrecked. Would be curious to see this though. Sissoko Wij Tiote Thauvin Perez Mitrovic A lot of strength and speed in that midfield, if somehow the Tiote of his first year came back it'd be a cracking front six.

Long term if we're going with a 4-4-2 I think how best role would be as a CM who has license to get forward. Would move us to sign a quality ball winner to play in there with him. A good version of Tiote, basically.

Dude is a European Belichick. Fucking shitbag.