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(he was semi injured before the tournament tbf)

scored about 100 goals in quals, dropped after 1 game. fuck off.

probably kicked someones head in last night while out on the town with his heterosexual boys club

Walker was decent going forward but he had a few occasions at the back early on when he showed some very English levels of defensive composure.

Waste of a position for me today. If we're going to play without wingers (which is going to be the case for the rest of the tournament, cos we didn't bring any) Rooney's movement, positioning and ability to spread the play is crucial. The only time we get wide is when the full-backs find space and Rooney picked them out every single time - he's not made one bad pass in either game. He's been unlucky not to score in both games too; I can see him nicking one from the edge of the box against Slovakia. I don't love our style of play but it's ground-out four decent points. Should have been six, obviously, but we go into the last game favourites to top the group. Rooney has been vital for that and credit to both him and Hodgson. For large portions of the game Rooney was the only one actually showing for the ball, while every other attacking midfield option else was static, sat along the line of defense. I thought he played well. Much better than Alli anyway. Thought Dier was pretty shite anytime he passed the ball forward, but I'll give him more of a pass on the basis of him trying to do the jobs of others. Sterling should be sent home. Vardy and Sturridge should start the next game with Lallalalallana. Back to the diamonté I guess.

fucking football

Alli is shite

source

sterling has enraged me so far

I'm in America mate, I'll just annihilate it with one of my semi automatic rifles instead.

Aka a made up friendly tournament

Not in this formation he isn't

What are peoples escape plans then? My plan is as follows: Arrive at work 8:45. Head to kitchen/tv room to make coffee at 9 (ko). Return from kitchen at 11.

I don't much care for this thread. People should be banned for walking down the streets singing? Or for throwing coins on the ground for some kids? There are plenty of innocent people there just having a good time. I know for damn sure that if I was over there I would be marching with them if I was in Lille. Fuck sitting on my own after all the shit that's gone down over the last week. I don't particularly love the antagonistic loutish nature of our fans, but it hardly warrants severe punishment. Identify the people that do stupid shit like throw bottles and chairs, and ban em for life. It can't be all that difficult to do.

The caps were unintentional but I'm keeping them.

I refuse to believe that. Its been 50% decent game, 50% MISERABLE.

aye cos theyre all cunts

Don't really understand why there are so few of them, and what they think they'll achieve by storming fans like that. With such low numbers they've got absolutely no chance of dispersing fans.

I reckon they're just different sizes, and Puma do it awfully.

Fella on t'radio said this was gonna happen this morning. Apparently they're both knackered after a long season, and Deschamps doesn't want to put out a shite team against Switzerland, as that's what he did in the World Cup (benched all his good players for the final group game) and they never played well after that.

ooh berne! such a melt

Swiss cheese doesn't crumble.

Stanciu dropped too ffs.

Fucking KESERU!? Who the fuck is that.

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