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Colbacks headless forays into the opposition half will end up with the odd assist and goal. This doesn't make up for his complete lack of positional intelligence that regularly costs us. Or if we're lucky, he'll make a brave Super Stevie block on the line and all the lads will think he's a hero. Ignoring the fact that his leaving of his post is the root cause of most the issues in the first place.

He plays for Liverpool man. Of course he is. Will be in the next England squad.

She's "Kardashianesque" based upon that single photo? Nice judgement m8.

Didn't say Anita's inadequacies are "all the fault of Colback" by any means, but he's a diminutive midfielder sat in the middle of the park alone, he's got no chance. He has a limited skillset and we don't play to his strengths by a longshot.

The Euro must be right in the shit if we're making offers that actually impress other teams. We need to raid Greece, fast.

Colback actively shafts Anita's chances of having a good game by disappearing off around the pitch, giving Anita the job of corralling the entire central midfield on his own. It's of no surprise when the game passes him by given he's so isolated.

Gatwick has free drop offs though doesn't it? No such luck at NCL. Twats.

Assuming Thauvin signs i don't think we are weak in the wide attacking positions tbh, would be much more concerned about the CM positions. totally agree. Anita, Colback and Tiote are an abomination of s*** midfielders. Aye, i don't want any of them tbh. Yep, they don't protect the defence or assist in attack. no wonder we ship loads of goals and can't score. It's such a weak area. Think that might have something to do with our array of s**** defenders as well tbh. Of course it does, but the midfield offers zero help, which just makes things so much worse. I'm fairly indifferent to all our midfield options, but the way we have set up the midfield is as much to blame as the individuals imo. We've opted to go with two deep CMs with very basic skillsets, and it causes us to just secede possession of the football. There is no positional understanding between the two, especially when Cap'n Jack goes on his pirouette jaunts into enemy territory and Anita just stays home. They don't work together in the slightest.

Assuming Thauvin signs i don't think we are weak in the wide attacking positions tbh, would be much more concerned about the CM positions. totally agree. Anita, Colback and Tiote are an abomination of s*** midfielders. Aye, i don't want any of them tbh. Yep, they don't protect the defence or assist in attack. no wonder we ship loads of goals and can't score. It's such a weak area. Think that might have something to do with our array of shite defenders as well tbh.

Aye but it's not "four players" if one player is going the other direction.

Had money on the Anzhi game too, so that was probably my #1 run around the room gan mental goal.

canny that

Good. I've had them telling me they'll be playing us with Armstrong in their side next season. Should probably inform them that the likelihood of us selling him decreases by about 1400% should we get relegated.

At least he didn't replace him with a left-back.

Wickham So natural.

Wenger should keep Coquelin on.

WELL THEN DONT GET INVOLVED. I WANT TO KNOW. keep your beak out.

Aye. That's Mike's made up rule. But they're duck eggs. No-one wants duck eggs, they want chicken eggs. So we're just going to say "we tried but no-one wanted our shit eggs for extortionate money, so we'll just play them instead". Finish 15th. Repeat.

Punchy has gone limpwristed. Shit shot marra.

Nar like. From the 3 seconds I paid attention, I can tell you categorically that it was 100% definitely 100% on target. 100%

Still a Sanchez goal no? Commentator says otherwise but he's a cunt so ? On target in the first place? Fuck knows if they've changed this rule or not.

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Wicklol Puchylol

Howay man I thought the kneejerk reactions were exclusive to our games tbh He's been shit since about 2012 man. He's played for teams that rarely get tested at the back and 'an uncharacteristic mistake from Petr Cech' has been a mainstay since around about then. http://i.imgur.com/A9HJMKE.gif + he's a big fucking bottler. Absolute opposite of what Arsenal need. In his AMAZIN recent season, he had the same amount of clean sheets as Chesney.

Half-arsed dive. Cech is shite. You were all wrong. Fuck Cech.