SEMTEX

Have we discussed his Gaz Bale heart celebration tattoo yet?

The lack of criticism of janmaat in the colback thread disgusts me.

SLOW MO ALL OF THE THINGS

bench midfield > first XI midfield

0.5m euros? Not a great lot. My lack of euro conversion skills got the better of me.

That's quite some profit they're making. Makes me wonder whether Mike is the shrewd super businessman that we're all told he is.

Rooney won the world cup with England at 18 tbf

class build up from Romeo like

booourns

JOHHNY STONES CHELSEA ARENT GOING TO WANT YOU ANY MORE, YOU GOT MERK'D SON. YOU HEAR ME? MERK'DDDD'D'DDDDDD.

lollerrama Watford 2-1

BARKLEY BULLET

deeney gan with one of them hilarious double footed striker challenges. yellow obv.

Yup. I've got that on the TV and Palace on the laptop. Gonna swap over, I advise you stick with it, there'll probably be 12 goals as soon as I change channel.

This also applies to who is bottom after week one

typical american tact

I'm not convinced the first game of the season is a great example of how teams are going to perform for the entire season. Hence why I put "Based on this game" You just shouldn't have said anything. It was without merit.

Best part of the 1st week is seeing which shite team is top of the league. Really pisses me off when Chelsea or someone wins big in the first week. Ruins everything.

I'm not convinced the first game of the season is a great example of how teams are going to perform for the entire season.

I think I watched about 30 seconds total of this second half.

Shearer could've played other positions for us too iyam, and I'm sure he would have if he was an average striker like Wayne.

http://i.imgur.com/aaXm4tk.png England is cold marra

Teenage Rooney was SO much more interesting to watch.

Then you've got to copy everything and rip it elsewhere. Just move it to a USB stick or something.

You need to rip the DVD to a digital file of some form. http://www.movavi.com/support/how-to/how-to-convert-dvd-to-mp4.html