SEMTEX

I like how everyone in the crowd is wearing their stupid qatari dickhead clothing. Something different y'knaa.

the keeper just falls backwards

i assume the qatar team is full of brazilians by now?

They'll be in the Champions League.

At least you dominated the game though, right? Exactly. We have De Gea in nets and he saves both of their shots that lead to goals. Full strength Man Utd wins this league by 9 points. Couldn't agree more. 0.75 goals scored per game is title-winning form, just a shame about the woeful 0.5 goals conceded per game. You need to sort out that goalkeeping crisis asap.

At least you dominated the game though, right?

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing. He stood on his shin and foot man. Regardless of your own measure of what's a red card or not, he and we all know that standing on a player's shin/foot like that is going to be a red card and we have done for years. the outrage Also known as a completely predictable red card. Right I'm tired of this already. We started off with the classic unnecessary personal jibe and we've gone downhill. When playing actual football, people get their feet/ankles stood on all the time. If it's not malicious or at great speed, it is a freekick, a swift apology, and off you go. If that's super manly, then I guess I'm super super manly, which is not something I've been accused of before, trust me. The fact that this is even being entertained by fans as a red card is highly disappointing to me, and it doesn't fill me with faith on the progression of football in the future. It's close to unwatchable as it is.

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing. He stood on his shin and foot man. Regardless of your own measure of what's a red card or not, he and we all know that standing on a player's shin/foot like that is going to be a red card and we have done for years. the outrage

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing.

Still never a red. Neither a fucking "Orange". Pansy fucks.

Honestly, what happens in your mind to make you want to make a post like that. Harmless little thread about a comic and you decide your place is to unnecessarily make the whole thing hostile. I'm not even necessarily disagreeing with any of the points, but sometimes it's just nice to actually try and get along with people, yknow?

Journalism, ladies and gents.

Got my email already Not sure I need both styles of shirt mind...

It's fucking rocket science man. Don't make it sound so straightforward. Whether people buy this new shirt or not, as long as it isn't a Wonga pos (or some other shit peddled by the club), I'm happy.

Quality over quantity. Aye right. We'll just get rid of the 20 shite players in our squad and stick with the XI decent ones then. I'm sure that'll work for the season ahead. + Financial strength. Fuck off.

Aye. Either that or Monaco use €500k to make sure he wins the Europes Golden Boy award, and about €2m to make sure he wins the Ballon d'Or.

But is she too skinny!?!!

Can only imagine what we would have offered him if it's true I'm guessing something like 15% of what he was on at Roma.

Depressing shit. http://i.imgur.com/qAX1VsD.png Two of them aren't strikers. 1 of them forgot how to be a striker years ago. 1 of them is 2015 James Beattie. And fuck knows what Jamie Vardy is supposed to be.

Makes sense, with Berahino dropping out, the entitled little shit.

My favourite is them picking a paedophile over Aarons

So what happened to Antoine Griezmann's "you'll see come tomorrow!!!! AM GAN TO MAN UTD" bollocks?

Imagine if your record signing was a mercenary fuck who was complicit in getting your team relegated, who then fucked off on a free.

I got 18. Got Palace wrong ffs. Fucking Palace. I forget the other one.

De Gea wont give a toss to be fair, he'll sit on his contract and then leave for free next year. It's Man Utd who have lost out, as they now have no transfer money and no Navas (who Real could sell to them next summer). We haven't lost out. We really don't need the money. De Gea needs to play and play well for the Euros. We've basically kept a world class GK for another year (giving us a year to find a new keeper). Madrid haven't got their man, and the little chance they had of winning La Liga is gone. De Gea has done nothing wrong, and will be treated as such. It's actually refreshing to see a player who wants to leave remain professional about the situation. De Gea has refused to play all season? How is that professional? John Stones has continued to turn up for Everton and put in good performances. And well, of course Man Utd have lost out - they've lost out on Navas as well as keeping a player for a year who couldn't give a toss about them and is already more interested in Real. What will happen when Real and Man Utd meet in the Champions League? As it will be fate for that to happen - De Gea will throw his arms around and not play again? He hasn't refused to play at all. LVG dropped him. Due to him not "being in the right mind frame" to play. Being professional would be the opposite, ready to play. Aye but the player himself has said nowt publically. Sounds like shit to me. We're supposed to trust LVGs word? They just opted not to play him to mess with him/keep the saga ongoing.