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Women don't wear pyjamas they wear sexy negligees. I refuse to accept otherwise. Despite nightly evidence to the contrary.

His twitter game is solid. He's obviously hamstrung by MOTD on the banter front. Probably a good thing, not sure that crew could take any more banter.

tbf over those years they only played about 3 different starting XIs. I was fine with the late 90s Man Utd, poor with the 00's, and awful with the last 5 years. Football is shit now in my defence.

Mcclaren is not going to start tiote unless he's completely out of alternatives.

Colback

fuck off

It's gone. Nothing will bring it back.

meh

Kind of emphasizes why it would've been nice to beat S'h'on

bored of stupid football loan deals

Obertan started at the weekend. We should sign all the wingers we can find until McClaren prefers one over Obertan. Townsend would be a great improvement.

rtg can use @ functionality? Why don't we have that. @Mike you're a TWAT etc

Also, big fan of the guy in the corner who doesn't move a muscle and just watches the whole thing.

Midget #2 was battering him. Not exactly connecting, but as soon as he got the fight brought to him, Wanchope curled up.

I've pretty much given up on expecting anything good from commentators/analysts, so it's just not something I judge coverage on anymore. They're all shit.

NBC is awesome. They've given us every bit of ability to see any game in the PL via the web through their site, their app on android, windows, iOS, and their TV coverage via NBC, NBCSN, Extratime or other NBC affiliated networks. We're lucky as fuck to have it. I even cut the cord recently and got rid of DirecTV and just bought Apple TV and I can still watch every game without having to mess around with LiveExtra. ? confused. Isn't the app on the Apple TV called Live Extra? Also, you still need a sub to watch using such an app, no? Using some elses?

Fox just had more time for dedicated football shows, that's the only positive they had. NBC actually show every single live game though, so they're winners all day long.

Every American I've ever met* has mentioned Green Street. They're floored when I tell them I haven't seen it. *yes. Every single one of them. Fuck you.

Fed up of all this modern terminology sneaking into everyone's vocabulary. When I was a lad there was no such thing as an advanced shuttler, you were either a shuttler or you weren't. It's an oxymoron to say you're a shuttler if you're operating in an advanced role. Kids nowadays don't know shit.

Anita Wijnaldum De Jong Would be alright with me boss. Would be a pretty pointless signing on the face of it if we continue start Colback and Anita tbh, when you consider no one else brings what he brings and we have Perez, De Jong and Cabella who can all play off a striker. Would be benching superior players for no reason what so ever. Completely forgot about Cabella too.

We have more depth at attacking midfield and Gini seems perfectly suited to a traditional central midfield role. Something that no other fucker in the squad is suited to. We do not need two defensively minded midfielders in there.

If by the grace of god I somehow managed to score a hat trick one day in the Premier League, it wouldn't discount the fact that I am very much unqualified to be a premier league footballer. Same applies for Gary O'Bertrand I'm afraid.

Well there are shades like, and he's one of the darker shades. http://i.imgur.com/oAsgomV.jpg He's probably an onyx. Definitely more onyx than charcoal anyway. Potentially even obsidian.